your mom

a word spit out at any given time or place when someone (most likely a complete idiot) has absolutely no idea what to say

Hilary: Have you beeen havin a affair?!
Bill: uhh...
Hilary: Tell me! Who have you been doin stuff with lately?
Bill: YOUR MOM!

by michael jackson November 21, 2003

your mom

Your mom is someone who i violated last and who sucks my cock don’t have a sister, you will in 9 months.

Your mom is so hairy Bigfoot documents her!

by Nexus the memer May 3, 2022

your mom

your mom is a type of roast that people use for using to use the your mom phrase. it is very common in gayming.... we all love our moms, but sometimes people just ruin it and make fun of our moms

DUDE YOUR MOM IS SO GOD DAMN FAT SHE SUCKS

by lxtino September 25, 2022

Your mom

The person who brought you into this god forsaken world through a ... Ummmm.... ''process''

I can't believe that your mom would do this to you

by Mourice October 19, 2019

your mom

answer to all questions

Brother:What you doing after moms funeral today?
Me: YOUR MOM!!!!!!!!!!!

by your mom 72 December 1, 2016

Your MOM

The one you never had.

"MOM WHERE ARE YOU GOING"
"I'm going to get some milk"
-Never comes back-(ಥ ͜ʖಥ)
Your MOM is one of the parents who left your on the side of the parking lot or left you with your dad

thinking she gone and got some milk.

by Bruh urban is your ded nan December 16, 2020

Your mom

Its a type of person that gave birth to you and most of the time they hate you but yeah they sometimes love you but hate you more

Were did this water come from

A guy from your school "your mom"

by Your mom fan🐢 December 9, 2019