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shopping with your dick

Using testosterone rather than your brain by buying the biggest baddest item just for bragging rights rather than usefulness, such as buying a 6 burner grill when you’re only cooking for yourself or buying a chainsaw with a 48 inch bar just for cutting the occasional small tree.
Guy 1: why are you shopping with your dick? You would never use that.
Guy 2: I just want it for shits and giggles.
Guy 1: Your money pal, not mine.
by Thefanman July 6, 2022
mugGet the shopping with your dickmug.
Don't fuck your coworkers. Don't date your coworkers. And especially don't do any of that with your boss
Dave: "Dude I fucked my secretary last weekend" You: "Keep your dick out of your mailbox, Dave"
by jimmyjiggler July 11, 2024
mugGet the Keep your dick out of your mailboxmug.
used instead of saying calm down, said when someone is freaking the fuck out or just snapping at you.
"you elf ass looking motha-"
"DUDE! get your dick outta your crack!"
by iamwhatieat June 22, 2012
mugGet the get your dick outta your crack!mug.

Suck your "mans" dick month

This is for all of the delusional or he's ur man but he's not ur man yet girlys. Or gays ig..

Free pass to suck his dick all month without any problems

(Mans with quotation mark bc he's not ur man...get help)
Hey Rylo it's suck your "mans" dick month...are you participating

Ofc
by Victoria #1 Beastie October 2, 2023
mugGet the Suck your "mans" dick monthmug.

Your Dick

A microscopic object attached to your crotch.
Big dick randy: YOUR DICK IS TINY
Jeremy: ah shit you're right
by PalistanBall December 29, 2024
mugGet the Your Dickmug.

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