Cunnilingus yogurt

Eating yogurt out of a woman s pussy.

At the county fairgrounds midway- biff- let's check out that booth. Look.it says cunnilingus yogurt-3 licks.only five dollars. Cliff: such a deal! Let's do it!

by 4realazitgits March 6, 2021

yogurt tube

Penis.

Does that mean you're back riding that yogurt tube?

by Chingachguk October 26, 2017

yogurt eggs

Yogurt Eggs is when you eat an egg dipped in yogurt and then putting your dicc in the shell and then cumming inside.

"My guilty pleasure is doin yogurt eggs"

by killermaid February 27, 2017

spinning yogurt

The act of a man ejaculating but the other party hasn't so he keeps going until they get off.

A gentleman keeps spinning yogurt until the lady finishes as well.
This dude I banged was straight spinning yogurt waiting for me to finish and I think I love him for it.

by Lady Creep October 28, 2017

yogurt dipping

Yogurt dipping-The act of cuming in an asshole and then eating it out. Resembling eating yogurt from a pot.

(If a man has facial hair that is white/grey around the mouth)-'hey, looks like he's been yogurt dipping.'

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by JustBanterReally June 2, 2016

yogurt optometry

Nonsense. Something that is rediculously untrue.

Derived from strip mall signs for a frozen yogurt shop and eye specialist positioned too close together.

"1+1=3? That's yogurt optometry!"

"So you say they're passing out money at the bank, eh? Sounds like a bunch of yogurt optometry to me!"

by Timo July 19, 2004

yogurt machine

When you take a condom stick, it in your partner's anus then blow it up. After that you cum inside it and push the ass cheeks together to squeeze the air out of the condom and shoot the cum in to your mouth.

Jim:I gave Aunt Stacy a yogurt machine last night and she didn't walk right for a week.

Todd:Yeah I was wondering what happened. Interesting.

by Stefan Ivanov January 6, 2008