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yogurt splatter

Splatting Cum all over that dang pussy
I yogurt splattered all over that vagina last night
mugGet the yogurt splattermug.

yogurt town

yogurt town means yo girl wants you to nut im her mouth leaving white stuff in her mouth aka yogurt town.
hey can you take me to yogurt town!!
by eatfeet January 1, 2021
mugGet the yogurt townmug.

Yogurt Facial

The spray of yogurt that often erupts from a warm container of yogurt upon opening. It often sprays on the person's shirt or face and resembles a large spray of semen.
Hahahaha Frank totally got a Yogurt Facial from that Very Vanilla Yogurt. Open it in the other direction next time! You look a like a gay porn star in the middle of a circle jerk!
by davidchriswilson May 22, 2013
mugGet the Yogurt Facialmug.

yogurt male

alpha male demon 👿
I think he likes yogurt idrk
if you searched this you're probably gay,
Ik you like men, and if you're a girl, ik you like boobies.
"h-h-h-h-hi my yogurt male!"
by izzy poo poo April 15, 2023
mugGet the yogurt malemug.

Spill Yogurt

Man I was watchin’ some Hentai and I couldn’t help but spill yogurt.
by Dum Fuk May 4, 2019
mugGet the Spill Yogurtmug.

yogurt optometry

Nonsense. Something that is rediculously untrue.

Derived from strip mall signs for a frozen yogurt shop and eye specialist positioned too close together.
"1+1=3? That's yogurt optometry!"

"So you say they're passing out money at the bank, eh? Sounds like a bunch of yogurt optometry to me!"
by Timo July 19, 2004
mugGet the yogurt optometrymug.

yogurt machine

When you take a condom stick, it in your partner's anus then blow it up. After that you cum inside it and push the ass cheeks together to squeeze the air out of the condom and shoot the cum in to your mouth.
Jim:I gave Aunt Stacy a yogurt machine last night and she didn't walk right for a week.

Todd:Yeah I was wondering what happened. Interesting.
by Stefan Ivanov January 6, 2008
mugGet the yogurt machinemug.

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