The complete opposite of procrastinate. This word was derived from the last name of a German-American scientist who never, ever procrastinates.
by davidchriswilson March 10, 2014
The spray of yogurt that often erupts from a warm container of yogurt upon opening. It often sprays on the person's shirt or face and resembles a large spray of semen.
Hahahaha Frank totally got a Yogurt Facial from that Very Vanilla Yogurt. Open it in the other direction next time! You look a like a gay porn star in the middle of a circle jerk!
by davidchriswilson May 22, 2013
It looks like cocaine, but it’s just some random baby powder that your homie stashed in a sandwich bag to make it look like he’s a fresh dealer.
Yo, Gibby has a bag of that Coke Zero that’s he’s taking to the strip club. He ain’t gonna pull his normal hoes with that fake shit.
by davidchriswilson October 17, 2022