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Yogurt Facial

The spray of yogurt that often erupts from a warm container of yogurt upon opening. It often sprays on the person's shirt or face and resembles a large spray of semen.
Hahahaha Frank totally got a Yogurt Facial from that Very Vanilla Yogurt. Open it in the other direction next time! You look a like a gay porn star in the middle of a circle jerk!
by davidchriswilson May 22, 2013
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Spill Yogurt

Man I was watchin’ some Hentai and I couldn’t help but spill yogurt.
by Dum Fuk May 4, 2019
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banana yogurt

Miss banana yogurt is very funny and beautiful and strong and beautiful and cute and funny and lovable and beautiful
Is that banana yogurt

Sadly yes
I hate that girl
by Banana yogurt October 8, 2020
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yogurt stroking

When you like cover your whole body in yogurt and stroke your hair. Only your hair.
Wow! Your hair is so soft!
I yogurt stroked all night last night! I love yogurt stroking!
by Yogurtluvr69 August 16, 2016
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coochie yogurt

That bitch wap so good, she got coochie yogurt
by Kkakes November 12, 2020
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yogurt optometry

Nonsense. Something that is rediculously untrue.

Derived from strip mall signs for a frozen yogurt shop and eye specialist positioned too close together.
"1+1=3? That's yogurt optometry!"

"So you say they're passing out money at the bank, eh? Sounds like a bunch of yogurt optometry to me!"
by Timo July 19, 2004
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yogurt machine

When you take a condom stick, it in your partner's anus then blow it up. After that you cum inside it and push the ass cheeks together to squeeze the air out of the condom and shoot the cum in to your mouth.
Jim:I gave Aunt Stacy a yogurt machine last night and she didn't walk right for a week.

Todd:Yeah I was wondering what happened. Interesting.
by Stefan Ivanov January 6, 2008
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