i had morning wood today so i busted a quicky and since i’d shoved a pencil in my dick earlier this week, i ended up with strawberry yogurt
by funguspancake March 15, 2020
by Kkakes November 13, 2020
Now that Rutz lives in Texas, he is free to fire his yogurt musket at Sean’s mom.
While frowned upon, Rutz can fire his yogurt musket off of his front porch now that he lives in Texas.
While frowned upon, Rutz can fire his yogurt musket off of his front porch now that he lives in Texas.
by Schmitty1127 July 02, 2021
At the county fairgrounds midway- biff- let's check out that booth. Look.it says cunnilingus yogurt-3 licks.only five dollars. Cliff: such a deal! Let's do it!
by 4realazitgits March 07, 2021
Oh wow, look at Jessie eating all that yogurt in one sitting super fast! She must be doing some yogurt jipsu!
by Yogurt Jipsu January 01, 2020
Nonsense. Something that is rediculously untrue.
Derived from strip mall signs for a frozen yogurt shop and eye specialist positioned too close together.
Derived from strip mall signs for a frozen yogurt shop and eye specialist positioned too close together.
"1+1=3? That's yogurt optometry!"
"So you say they're passing out money at the bank, eh? Sounds like a bunch of yogurt optometry to me!"
"So you say they're passing out money at the bank, eh? Sounds like a bunch of yogurt optometry to me!"
by Timo July 19, 2004
When you take a condom stick, it in your partner's anus then blow it up. After that you cum inside it and push the ass cheeks together to squeeze the air out of the condom and shoot the cum in to your mouth.
Jim:I gave Aunt Stacy a yogurt machine last night and she didn't walk right for a week.
Todd:Yeah I was wondering what happened. Interesting.
Todd:Yeah I was wondering what happened. Interesting.
by Stefan Ivanov December 15, 2007