Now that Rutz lives in Texas, he is free to fire his yogurt musket at Sean’s mom.
While frowned upon, Rutz can fire his yogurt musket off of his front porch now that he lives in Texas.
While frowned upon, Rutz can fire his yogurt musket off of his front porch now that he lives in Texas.
by Schmitty1127 July 2, 2021
Get the Yogurt musketmug. alpha male demon 👿
I think he likes yogurt idrk
if you searched this you're probably gay,
Ik you like men, and if you're a girl, ik you like boobies.
I think he likes yogurt idrk
if you searched this you're probably gay,
Ik you like men, and if you're a girl, ik you like boobies.
by izzy poo poo April 15, 2023
Get the yogurt malemug. The spray of yogurt that often erupts from a warm container of yogurt upon opening. It often sprays on the person's shirt or face and resembles a large spray of semen.
Hahahaha Frank totally got a Yogurt Facial from that Very Vanilla Yogurt. Open it in the other direction next time! You look a like a gay porn star in the middle of a circle jerk!
by davidchriswilson May 22, 2013
Get the Yogurt Facialmug. by Dum Fuk May 4, 2019
Get the Spill Yogurtmug. by Kkakes November 12, 2020
Get the coochie yogurtmug. Nonsense. Something that is rediculously untrue.
Derived from strip mall signs for a frozen yogurt shop and eye specialist positioned too close together.
Derived from strip mall signs for a frozen yogurt shop and eye specialist positioned too close together.
"1+1=3? That's yogurt optometry!"
"So you say they're passing out money at the bank, eh? Sounds like a bunch of yogurt optometry to me!"
"So you say they're passing out money at the bank, eh? Sounds like a bunch of yogurt optometry to me!"
by Timo July 19, 2004
Get the yogurt optometrymug. When you take a condom stick, it in your partner's anus then blow it up. After that you cum inside it and push the ass cheeks together to squeeze the air out of the condom and shoot the cum in to your mouth.
Jim:I gave Aunt Stacy a yogurt machine last night and she didn't walk right for a week.
Todd:Yeah I was wondering what happened. Interesting.
Todd:Yeah I was wondering what happened. Interesting.
by Stefan Ivanov January 6, 2008
Get the yogurt machinemug.