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facebook worthy

when a sexual relationship between two people gets serious enough that it can be entered under a facebook relationship so that everyone in the world can see
boy 1: so you mean that you hu with that girl again, dude this is like the third time in the last week
boy 2: yeah, we are getting pretty serious, i think we are about to become facebook worthy
by coolkid812 June 12, 2006
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wowch

An exclamation. A mix of wow and ouch, as in being suprised by the astonishing pain or shock of what just happened.
"I just read that the Queen called Princess Diana a whore...wowch!"
by Troy J. Jones January 17, 2008
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squirmy wormy worthog

a troll like creature with a miserable inpolite and inpatient manner.
any response from this creature you get will always be negative unless
you are giving him food, ultimate team coins or cannabis.
this creature has a very small penis nicknamed maggie, hates christmas, gets stuck on the sofa and starts to mould into the fabric like a big fat sofa whore and is far to lazy to walk any distance so squirms along furthermore this creature only squirms along to get to food which it gobbles up like a warthog or to laugh at orphans.
alex: ahh look at squirmy wormy worthog
nick: haha isnt he hideous
josh: what a cruel individual he is
josh k: for fuck sake squirmy wormy worthog ate all my crisps and stole my ultimate team coins
squirmy wormy worthog: ah shut up, you dont understand, fuck you, give me food, haha an orphan unlucky
by oggy ostrich December 22, 2012
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worthless cunt

A completely worthless person in the world, whom should probably die to preserve the oxygen for decent human being.

One without any skills and/or job that uses over people for personal gain.
Pat is a completely worthless cunt, he couldn't even pay for Alison's Birthday Dinner.

Kerensa, my baby's momma, is a worthless cunt. Best job that ho ever had was Walgreen's.
by Vitas March 13, 2005
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shag worthy

The same as shaft worthy or fuckable. A shag worthy girl or boy is attractive (pretty, sexy etcetera) enough for you to want to have sexual intercourse with her/him, but most oftenly you wouldn't seriously consider initiating a relationship with her/him. The number of shag worthy babes/hunks usually increase proportionally with your consumption of alcoholic liquid. To be shag worthy doesn't imply you have to be good-looking or sexy, not at all, it simply implies you are capable to have sex with the person in an especially needy situation.
- Mate, how's the party last night? Got laid?
- Euhm, to be honest I didn't have that much of a success with the babes yesterday. But you know, with all that vodka...I finally just grabbed a chick I found shag worthy. It wasn't that bad actually, she even gave me oral sex!
by queerboyoslo December 20, 2005
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Wowt

Used to show uber excitement or enjoyment with a persons previous statement. Mix between "Wow" and "w00t".
"Dude, I just got a new car."

"Wowt! Can I catch a ride?"

or

"Wowt! I just lost my virginity."

tea moo
by Kory S. December 10, 2007
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Wank-Worthy

Wank-worthy - adjective, to describe a female who has particular sexual potential or of sexual interest.

By definition, it does not come attatched with any stigma or predefined set of values; can apply to any certain individual.

Although it is traditionally used an adjective for females, it can also be used in a generic form, to personify inanimate objects, to denote something that is worthy of particular effort or attention.

Can also be considered a title.
"you seen that lass? phwoar, she's wankworthy"
"you have been deemed Wank-worthy"
by TechnicolourRascal March 23, 2009
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