Description of a man or a woman who, by normal standards, is average in the looks department, however, when standing next to some of the homely individuals in your office, they look like a perfect 10.
I was so excited that Jenna said yes to my date proposal. She is the hottest girl in the office and I thought all my friends would be jealous. When we arrived at the party, my buddy's couldn't understand why I was hanging out with such and average looking girl. I learned the hard way that Jenna is only work pretty.
by John E May 1, 2006
Get the work pretty mug.Another person you are forced to be around 40+ hours a week in order to earn a paycheck. Outside of work, you would NEVER want to associate with this person except to point to them and tell the police, "Yeah, there's the idiot that stole your squadcar right there Officer".
DoubleTurds: Sitting in adjacent office cubicle Dude, what if you like ate your own Poop...and then crapped THAT out, would the result be like..DOUBLE TURDS?! LOL DANG I AM FUnnY!
WorkerBee: Hmmm. Are there comparable light and oxygen levels on the Idiot planet?
DoubleTurds: What? I remember this one time, there was this dude in High School, and man he was cool, I wanted to be THAT dude...
WorkerBee: Looks around at other office workersIs it Friday yet? Can we just SAY it is Friday,
and everyone agree to it, and just LEAVE..
DoubleTurds: I am so glad you are my co-worker,
and that we are BESTEST friends..
I think I will stay over night at your crib tonight if my wife lets me..hold on, Just let me call her now...
WorkerBee: Ok, I'm out! Whew, I just suddenly got very ill, something came over me...see you all on Monday!! Runs from cubicle
WorkerBee: Hmmm. Are there comparable light and oxygen levels on the Idiot planet?
DoubleTurds: What? I remember this one time, there was this dude in High School, and man he was cool, I wanted to be THAT dude...
WorkerBee: Looks around at other office workersIs it Friday yet? Can we just SAY it is Friday,
and everyone agree to it, and just LEAVE..
DoubleTurds: I am so glad you are my co-worker,
and that we are BESTEST friends..
I think I will stay over night at your crib tonight if my wife lets me..hold on, Just let me call her now...
WorkerBee: Ok, I'm out! Whew, I just suddenly got very ill, something came over me...see you all on Monday!! Runs from cubicle
by Stoogin-Poogins February 17, 2006
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the girl in the office who flirts with all the guys who are cute and have loving girlfriends. she usually has big tits but a mediocre face and writes many facebook wall posts that go unreplied-to.
her main strategies of flirtation include silly nicknames, semi-personal office-related inside jokes, teasing, and funny youtube videos.
the guys in the office are nice to her and entertain her youtube video fascinations occasionally but in the end, there's a reason why they still have girlfriends elsewhere.
her main strategies of flirtation include silly nicknames, semi-personal office-related inside jokes, teasing, and funny youtube videos.
the guys in the office are nice to her and entertain her youtube video fascinations occasionally but in the end, there's a reason why they still have girlfriends elsewhere.
ho-worker: ooh i'm so excited for the staff lunch today!
office stud: yeah it'll be cool. i gtg do some work before i go to that
ho-worker: yeah me too, and then i'll walk to lunch with you.
office stud: uh ok whatever
office stud: yeah it'll be cool. i gtg do some work before i go to that
ho-worker: yeah me too, and then i'll walk to lunch with you.
office stud: uh ok whatever
by slamma_jamma June 18, 2009
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Anticipating the outcome to bring release of built up simmering juicy and deliciously stirring emotions;
Waiting with excitement and Breathlessly Out of sorts;
Anxious and anticipatory for an outcome or answer.
Anticipating the outcome to bring release of built up simmering juicy and deliciously stirring emotions;
Waiting with excitement and Breathlessly Out of sorts;
Anxious and anticipatory for an outcome or answer.
"Justin was so worked up over his sisters friend he would feel sweaty and excited for her return"
"Gabe was all worked up in anticipation for the expected date with the model"
"Every night before bed he would get worked up over the blonde girls picture"
Waiting to see if she was picked to dance for the next song, Mellissa would get worked up before it even started.
Source: JLynnW, Seattle
"Gabe was all worked up in anticipation for the expected date with the model"
"Every night before bed he would get worked up over the blonde girls picture"
Waiting to see if she was picked to dance for the next song, Mellissa would get worked up before it even started.
Source: JLynnW, Seattle
by Jwod December 12, 2008
Get the Worked Up mug.Man, everytime I listen to that song, it makes me feel I'm watching a beautiful Australian sunset, dirnking a cold one.
by Brooksie October 21, 2004
Get the Men at Work mug.When you bring your work home with you and you can't spend time with your friends or family because you have to do a certain work task at a certain time.
The fake disease you get from working to much from home, and your friends make fun of you for having Workiabetes.
Can also be used in place of the word Workaholic.
Workableness the word that Microsoft Word replaces Workiabetes with when you try to spell check Workiabetes.
The fake disease you get from working to much from home, and your friends make fun of you for having Workiabetes.
Can also be used in place of the word Workaholic.
Workableness the word that Microsoft Word replaces Workiabetes with when you try to spell check Workiabetes.
"Your Workiabetes is flaring up again isn't it that why you can't hang out with us right".
"You better be careful you might lose a foot with all that Workiabetes".
"You better be careful you might lose a foot with all that Workiabetes".
by VVilly May 31, 2009
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by andreasN October 6, 2007
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