Cage the woody plant

Slang term for anal sex.

Boy 1: Hey man what are you doing tonight?

Boy 2: Well I hope my girlfriend will let me cage the woody plant.

by TheBitch13 December 2, 2010

Woody hoody

Using a leaf in place of a condom.

My girlfriend asked me if I had protection, so I grabbed the nearest woody hoody I could reach off of the tree.

by Beaks86 February 26, 2017

breakin down some woody

WOODY=TREE=NUGGETS =)

GLC FT. 36 MAFIA - BREAKING DOWN SUM WOODY

BLOW IT BY THE POUND! SMOKE SUMTHIN! ISM!

ITS FRIDAY, YOU GOT NO JOB AINT GOT SHYT TO DO, LETZ GET HIGH!!! "breakin down some woody"!!

by MILLZGOTSKILLZ November 22, 2011

C Woody

The name of a total alpha male. Someone named C Woody automatically owns everyone that he comes in contact with and is the father of all other humans which are inferior to him. CWoody is superior to all.

CWoody is my father and I do whatever he tells me and so should others. Nobody is as strong as C Woody and owns everyone.

by Javier’s Mother September 22, 2022

Woody

A guy who can break toilet sits with his own planet sized ass

Dam this toilet sit is broken

It must have been woody

by A British boi February 25, 2020

Woody

A radio DJ who thinks he's funny but just makes lame jokes and acts as a total douchebag

"Joe was trying out on a radio show yesterday but he ended up pulling a Woody and got cut short."

by Load of Barney October 2, 2017

woody bullger

Someone who is dumb and always asks dumb questions and needs a budussy check

A yo grant you are being a woody bullger as I speak

by Bdmsmcjsm September 12, 2021