wizard of oz

a nutcase who rules a magical land from behind a curtain, despite being only 1.9 foot tall. often seen fighting with Toto. well known for being a roght miserable git. and also owner of a hot air balloon.

Wizard: "Toto give me back that sausage!"
Toto: *runs off with sausage*
Wizard: "you little bastard!!"

by failure33object April 18, 2005

wizard sleeve

a loosely rolled joint

daniel: im sorry, this joint is kind of a wizard sleeve

by eatbabywhale November 2, 2012

wizard's sleeve

An asshole that is so stretched out from overuse that it looks like a baggy Wizard's sleeve.

Screech had a huge Wizard's Sleeve after 4 years of daily homosexual rapes at Bayside High school at the hands of A.D. Slater, Zack Morris, and Mr. Belding!

by Bolton September 12, 2006

wizard's beard

n. also Gandalf's Beard. A very hairy meat pie, where the lips appear to continue down the legs a lot further than normal due to copious amounts of hair.

"It took me ages to reach the beef curtains; I had to wrestle with her wizard's beard first"

by Stouffer November 7, 2002

Wizard Dinosaur

A dinosaur who performs magical spells by rawring them at the person/thing they want to be affected. It's bones have not been found because scientists believe they put invisibility cloaks on them at their burials. Some say they have seen some.

The wizard dinosaur put in an imperious curse on me and I am now his minion. RAWR!

by amazingperson29 November 8, 2011

Wizard Supreme

When a man uses his erect penis as a toy wand and casts spells while expelling semen.

"Oh daddy give me a wizard supreme"

"Expecto Patronus!"

by SwisherSwick May 10, 2012

Wizard Mop

The act of "concentrating, exploring your past, finding a memory allowing it to fill you up, losing yourself, then speaking the incantation" "Expecto patronum" Whilst simultaneuosly ejaculating on a mud blood and mopping the patronus all over their face.

Harry: "Ron you ginger fuck, you get in last night?"

Ron: "Dude Tots whipped out the ol Basilisk no 'alohamora' needed, chamber of secrets opened gave her the vintage wizard mop"

Harry:"Magical stuff, told you man Hogwarts girls go crazy for the dark magic"

Ron: "That is also true, Could've sworn it was moaning Myrtle for a second bro, bitch was speaking in Parseltongue, Thanks for the advice...Your a wizard Harry"

by YourSickUncleNeddy January 16, 2013