Wisconsin Shot

When you take a shot of any cheap whiskey and chase it with cheese wiz (cheese out of a can)

Deanna took a Wisconsin Shot after the Green Bay Packers scored a touchdown.

We got so fucked up last night off of Wisconsin Shots, I shat cheese this morning.

by "Whiskey" Richard Frankfurter November 14, 2011

Wisconsin Bod

Wisconsin Bod is a hairless barrel-shaped body seen in a variety of Wisconsin waters. This body shall many times comes with a full head of hair unbeknownst to geographical specialists worldwide. Beyond that, it will also be accompanied by gas station-bought non-polarized lenses and one of three different canned beers. Stomach to chest ratio is typically 3:1 and is very representative of your average Midwestern sledding hill

"Hey, look at that guy over there with the snicker titties. Total Wisconsin Bod!"

by Big Headed Midget June 28, 2016

Wisconsin Cheese Ball

When a large group of Wisconsinites covered in various cheeses have an orgy.

Hey can you bring the Swiss for the Wisconsin Cheese ball tonight? I'm bringing cheddar and muenster

by Obi-Wan Cannoli October 3, 2016

Wisconsin Cheese Flu

This is a flu you will get when you fly to Green Bay Wisconsin and wear a 49ers jersey to a local restaraunt. Flu entails vomitting, massive diarhea, and the inability to make it to Lambeau Field on game day.

I flew out to see the niner packer game, but got Wisconsin Cheese Flu and spent all of sunday crapping on my best friends couch.

by Scuba Steve Hammer December 14, 2010

Wisconsin Otter Slop

The use of Otter Pops to enhance sexual self pleasure (masturbation).

We walked into the room and saw Tyler performing the Wisconsin Otter Slop. The cleaning lady didn't understand why there were blue, orange and green stains all of the bed sheets.

by Rico Hancho May 16, 2011

University of Wisconsin Parkside

Home of the Worlds Worst Division 2 Baseball Program. Once Head Coached by the Great Jarvis Brown with the Assistantance of Pitching Coach John Pulera Career ERA of 67. Brown Compiled a record of 14-73 in his three year tenure which was cut short due to Irreconsilable difference. If you ever come to Kenosha, Stay away from the Hell that is 900 Wood road

Frank: Hey i got a baseball scholarship to University of Wisconsin Parkside
John: Wow, That's like being the Tallest Midget.

by Jon Klienmeyer June 28, 2010

wisconsin construction worker

Someone who works as a construction worker in the state of Wisconsin, and can't fix shit as far as roads go. Usually fucking up the flow of traffic with sloppy sign and barrel arrangements designed ultimately for you to fail while venturing through this beautiful land we call wisconsin.

Road worker: Hey wisconsin construction worker want to help me fix this road since it has been like this for over 6 months or so?

Wisconsin Construction Worker: Nah man fuck this shit, I'm from wisconsin. Why don't you kick that dirt around over there and move these rocks so we can go get shit faced and watch the brewers game?

by rofltower October 1, 2010