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Winston’s Law

Success in life depends largely on your ability to speak, your ability to write, and the quality of your ideas, in that order.

A somewhat depressing observation that the best ideas don’t necessarily win out in the end, but depend on salesmanship, including thinking on one’s feet and a compelling in-person presentation.

Source: Prof. Patrick Winston
Winston’s Law dictates that, although you may not be in Sales, you are anyway.
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Winston Reds

n.
Doomcore’s chosen death stick. Tastes like rebellion and rust. For people who think ‘real tobacco’ is a badge of honor.
“He’s chain-smoking Winston Reds and yelling into his carburetor again.”
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Winston Churchill

When I was asked to name an American president, I answered my favorite, Winston Churchill.
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Winston

A bald person whose arms are so short that they can’t reach the sides of his head with a razor.
That winston is built like a t-Rex.
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henry winston

Henry Winston is so hot, hadsome, and smart.
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lam_winston

a hamdsome guy,and the most famous idolt in ig ,and just follow it.you fool!
lam_winston just follow him,a big famous and the best ig accout
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OVERWATCH WINSTON

THe sickest ape to chase your ass. you dash yo ass around, you look behind and you see a big banana head with a tesla ready to torch your ass
" Bruh, that donkey winston just killed me.
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