Wine Flu 

The set of symptoms that usually occur after a night of consuming too much wine. Wine flu does not discriminate. It can occur after drinking too much red wine or too much white wine

Colleen: Hey, Erin, wanna go for a run?

Erin: No. I'm really not feeling too well this morning.

Colleen: Oh you poor thing. Do you have a little case of the "wine flu"?

Wine Flu by cmc1998 November 5, 2009

Wine Math 

Wine Math is when you split a bottle of wine and the other person drinks more of it than you, then assumes that you are as tipsy as them.

The more they drink the tipsier they get and the soborer you are, no the other way around.

My girlfriend and I split a bottle of wine, I only had half a glass and she had the rest so she assumed I was too drunk to drive. She cannot so "wine math"!!!

Wine Math by Ganvan September 9, 2011

Wine and Dine 

To roast someone for a periodic length of time in the finest and most posh manor.

"Yall mind if I wine and dine on Minghao real quicc?"

"Nah its cool go 'head"

Wine and Dine by EthanXXBradberryXXDatBoi July 10, 2017

Wine and Dine and Dash 

When you treat a friend or significant other to fancy/expensive dinner, then foot the bill on them.
This forces them to either pay, or Dine and Dash themselves.

The ultimate dick move.

Mmm this is phenomenal lobster. Wait, why hasn't John came back from the bathroom?

Ha ha I totally hit them with the Wine and Dine and Dash.

Wine and Dine and Dash by Omega Haxorz August 12, 2018

wine moment 

A wine moment is the compelling urge to empty the bowel following the consumption of wine.

One bottle of wine could lead to a wine moment.

wine moment by SL1 October 29, 2007

wine-o

a wine-o is a person below an emo, that feels the need to be constantly annoyed and complains about everything, they also think it is "cool" to be depressed.

jesus dude your such a wine-o!!

why wont you stop **censored**ing complaining, you are the biggest wine-o ever!!

wine-o by Kieron 'BoBman Moore October 11, 2005

wine mom 

probably some hot ass model

wine mom retweeted my tweet yesterday. then she deleted it.

wine mom by winedaughter June 5, 2016