winkler

The act of staying in front of a beverage fountain while drinking a drink out of a cup, nalgina, 20oz water bottle, etc. Then when finished with the drink, you immediately re-fill your drink while standing right in front of the drink fountain. Repeat as many times as desired.

"Man look at that kid pull a winkler in front of that red beverage fountain."

by franci October 16, 2005

Henry Winkler

the Fonz

"'eyyy Mrs. C"

by elle mojo May 22, 2004

Wrinkle Her Lunch

Abbreviation for the term ("I ate her lunch and wrinkled her school clothes"), which refers to the practice of delivering cutalingus and acidently ejaculating on her ensamble.

Alex hold my drink real quick, I'm going to over to caddy's. Why? Alex, I am going to wrinkle her lunch.

by Jungle Junky June 6, 2010

Sargent Winklepance

Code for "Sargent Winklepants": A sargent who's goal in life is to catch angry raccoons running about the town, take a tinkle and dookie on every single lawn in the neighborhood, and break wind as often as possible; often found in random towns across the West Coast and Alaska.

"Dude did you see that Sargent Winklepance, Joe?" "Yeah he sharted all over my driveway..."

by Julie Mandovi January 11, 2009

winkler

the act of licking ones asshole then when done blow on it and it will tighten and loosen and look as if it is winking at you

i decided to give my girlfreind the winkler when we had nothing to do

by camotoe May 18, 2006

Wrinkle dick

When a guy parties with coke or crystal meth and his dick shrivels up, esp if the dick is uncut wit a lot of foreskin overhang. Many dudes who party dont mind having it, and it feels good to get sucked liked that and show it off all wrinkled. The smaller you are the higher you know you are from the drugs. Perfect example would just be foreskin hanging with no dick because the dudes that high. The bottom boy usually will love to suck on it like that. Also called methclit and clitcock.

I put the glass pipe in my mouth and watch my wrinkle dick shrivel up even tinier.

by partycockboy February 25, 2011

Winkle

The act of inserting a garden hose into your rectum, turning it on and shooting the contents of your colon into a swimming pool. ie: Hillbilly Colonic, Backyard Man-Douche

that guy just put a garden hose up his ass, turned it on and winkled it into the pool!

by bassmonkey August 5, 2011