Wichita Falls

The City of Wichita Falls is inconveniently located in the North East corner of the Buttcrack/Armppit area of North Texas. A misnomer, the town doesn't feature falls, having been destroyed in the 1800's by the forward thinking settlers of this area. However, it's not a total misnomer, since the town's most striking attraction is a brown-water fountain, stylized as a waterfall, which stinks of dead fish and is situated next to an interstate highway. Wichita Falls is an economically dead city that is home to sparse commerce and industry; mostly held intact by an Air Force base. The city has several "husks of knowledge," or empty high-rises, Sheppard Air Force Base, whose global presence mostly stays on base, a workforce with post-secondary educational attainment below the national average, and a community spirit centered around Budweiser, country music and chasing decade-old metropolitan trends. The Kemp Center for the Arts is home to the Arts Council who exclusively produces plays branded by Disney since the local populace lacks the cultural refinement to watch any performance with which they're unfamiliar. The Symphony Orchestra plays every few months and their shows are advertised in the local paper, after each show. Dallas-Fort Worth area, & Oklahoma City are within a few hours drive and are probably where you should live instead, if you are set on living in Texas or Oklahoma. That said, the people, the city, and sights are worthy of a visit, but not worthy of a return.

Arlen sucks and Wichita Falls rules! Do you know why? Because I can be in the great state of Oklahoma in five minutes. Go Sooners!

by ds7202 April 28, 2022

Without a head

A person who does not use the intellect/logic properly.

A person whose ideals/opinions do not concur with the general/public ideals/opinions.

Also referred to "BALA MOKH" in the slang lebanese arabic dialect

Is he without a head or what? Perfection is looking at him right in the eyes and he rejects it!

Dana is without a head! She left her children right in the middle of the road just to answer her phone!

by Cycy Ch September 24, 2022

wichew

Last name of Michew, the superhuman with God-like levels of strength.

Michew Wichew was a fearsome warrior.

by Michew. October 26, 2022

without a bleeding heart

someone who is too sympathetic to others and people that are suffering

Diana: " my type is someone without a bleeding heart. "
Diana: " jacey is just too sympathetic I just don’t like nice guys. "
Jacey: " Pleaseeee, i won’t help your grandma that fell downstairs next time ;((( "
Diana: " Why would you touch another girl when you have me?! "

by macandcheesewithglittwer June 10, 2023

Debaters without borders

People who break the chains that bind. outspoken, witty and beg to oppose.

The world needs more debaters without borders

by kray100 July 31, 2016

Pencil without lead

A person without tits or an arse who is unattractive to the eye due to this feature.

Rosie is a pencil without lead

by BigBoyConDog July 5, 2019

Bread without the bowl

1. Commonly misunderstood by dumbass employees at Panera bread. Dumb fucks

I asked for the bread WITHOUT THE FUCKING BOWL. Bread without the bowl

by FAPBOI August 29, 2020