whatever

verb.

To be maximally disrespectful in reply to someone else's comment––under the guise of disaffectation, ennui, apathy.

x: Whoa. Did you just WHATEVER me?
y: Whatever. No! Like, it means nothing, you know?.
x: No. You whatevered me, asshole. You are totally fired.

by escuchon May 19, 2008

whatever flips your ship

A clever play off of "Whatever floats your boat."
Used as a reply to a ludicrous sounding idea or statement.

"Hey man, I'm hungry. I'm gonna go get some popcorn."
"Whatever floats your boat."

"Hey man, I'm hungry. I'm gonna go nuke your goldfish in the microwave."
"Whatever flips your ship."

by JasmineOfAgrabah January 30, 2010

whateverz

an expression of carelessness or disbelief, indecicive...

you know what i dont care...WHATEVERZ...

by austin November 23, 2003

whatever toasts your bagel

Synonymous with "Whatever floats your boat"

An expression used as a response when someone else says something that is somewhat strange or odd.

Person A: "I like to sleep with socks on."
Person B: "Whatever toasts your bagel."

by Alexandra(: May 8, 2010

whatever dad

dad is right

father points out a fact to child and child responds with "whatever dad"

by Texas dad September 9, 2010

whatthefruk

a complete random variation for what the fuck, used when something so astonishing you just have to use whatthefruk

David: My mom stepped out of the bus and got hit by a male elephant, lol
Other guy: Whatthefruk..

by S.P. espe June 12, 2011

whatever

A phrase used by slackers to indicate complete apathy. A dire warning concerning the future of America.

Teacher: Who was Plato?
Slacker: Mickey Mouse's dog.
Teacher: No, he was a Greek philosopher.
Slacker: Whatever.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005