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weather weenie 

A weather enthusiast who gets excited by extreme weather, but who has little or no knowledge of the science of meteorology.

Weenies often inhabit Internet message boards and issue "wishcasts", which are forecasts based on the author's desire for extreme weather. They try to justify their wishcasts with anecdotes and pseudoscience.

While professional forecasters examine computer models to make forecasts, weenies often treat the forecasters themselves as data sources upon which to form their wishcasts.

When an extreme weather event isn't going to plan, weenies will often react by issueing "bittercasts", which greatly overestimate the extent to which the supposed extreme weather has weakened.

Weenies are very self-absorbed and emotional, and become morbidly distraught when a forecasted extreme weather event doesn't pan out in their backyard. Even if the forecast was generally correct for surrounding areas, weenies will angrily denounce the forecasters.
Some made-up weenie quotes illustrating the terms:

Wishcasting

"I have a term paper due tomorrow that I haven't started yet, I think we'll get 3 feet of snow though, just look at the storm swirl on the satellite."

"When DT and LC and JB agree on a forecast, watch out!"

Bittercasting

"Well, we're getting dry slotted and it's hardly snowing. The storm's a bust. We'll end up with 1/4 inch."

(Later, weenie still gets a respectable 18 inches)

"We only got 18 inches instead of 36. WORST FORECAST EVER"
weather weenie by VxG September 10, 2004
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Cocktail Weenie 

Lisa- "You should hook up with Cooper, He's in law school."
Sara- "But what if he has a cocktail weenie?!"
Lisa- "Ya gotta do what ya gotta do."
Cocktail Weenie by gracieisfordogs October 24, 2014

big green weenie

Something that you will eventually get and continue to get once you become a Marine. Getting the "big green weenie" may include such fine events as: getting fucked with duty on a particularly important weekend, getting in trouble for some small petty shit while being in garrison, getting stationed at a shithole like 29 Dumps.
The "big" represents the big bad Marine Corps picking on the little guy, the Marine. The "green" represents the true color of the Corps. The "weenie" represents getting fucked over.
LCpl Hooligan: What I got duty again?! Dude Im getting fucked in the ass by the big green weenie!

LCpl Didlysquat: Fa sho.
big green weenie by DvaPac December 24, 2007

L7 weenie 

A term made popular by the movie "The Sandlot," refers to someone who is being lame or uncool.
Josh is being such an L7 Weenie.

Screamin' Weenie Slam 

An advanced technique employed during sexual intercourse in which the male participant jumps up and runs screaming around the room before diving back on top of the female and forcefully thrusting his penis into the orifice of his choosing.
"I tried to pull off a screamin' weenie slam once but I got disoriented and missed. Now whenever we start to get frisky the dog runs out of the room."

cantaloupe weenie 

During the engagement of sexual intercourse, one's penis might "slip out" and come into contact with a non-penetrable area, resulting in a "broken penis". After some time the penis in question will become inflamed and swollen imitating a sort of bulge, or cantaloupe shape on the shaft of the penis or weenie.
"Last night i was getting it on when all of a sudden i slipped out and nailed her taint. I think i broke my dick, man I'm going to have a fat cantaloupe weenie."
cantaloupe weenie by mcslezzy March 6, 2009

L7 weenie 

Square, dorkish type male
"That guy is an L7 weenie"
L7 weenie by BritiB February 20, 2005