big wednesday

The Wednesday before Thanksgiving, when all your friends are home and you go out for drinks.

-"Hey man, where do you want to go for Big Wednesday?"
-"Lets pregame at my house and then go out to the bars."

by A. Korman October 5, 2017

Ass Wednesday

When Valentines Day happens to fall on a Wednesday and you are single and looking. Not to be confused with Ash Wednesday.

There’s gonna be a lot of single ass out tonight. It’s gonna be a great Ass Wednesday!

by TheRedneckGumshoe February 15, 2018

ash wednesday

1. start of lent
2. Aust. Refers to ASh wednesday fires.

ash wednesday was last week

by mofo February 29, 2004

Wednesday turnip

This turnip likes to hide in bushes on green painted patios.
Beware of it. Though it can't stay angry at you. Awwwwww, high five!

Deliver us from si---*get's eaten by turnip*

by Ben Wiggins October 29, 2006

The Wednesday Slump

Wednesday slump is the middle of the week,when you are very tired from working/studying and you haven't been getting enough sleep ,thus causing The Wednesday slump
Symptoms can be

-slumping on the bus
-on-going tiredness
-lack of energy
-boredom
-lack of general enthusiam
-slight memory loss/and or confusion

In case of a late onset,such as having symptoms of the Wednesday slump on a Thursday,rectify the situation if possible.

Dave "Did you not remember we had to hand in that assignment today?"
Lucy : "Damn,I think it's the Wednesday slump"

by hanaa1234 March 6, 2012

Suicide wednesday

After a long weekend of beer/drugs and the hangover/fear/paranoia are as strong as ever and you just want to end it.

The weekend was amazing but 3 days later I want to end it. Definitely suicide wednesday

by Duke L July 12, 2017

Mr. Wednesday

One who is always is tring to be in the MIDDLE of everything. i.e. conversation, events, etc...
One who is sticks their nose in every one elses buisness.

This comes from the days of the week. Wednesday falls in the MIDDLE of the week. Right in the middle, Just like a Mr.Wednesday always in the Middle

Excuse me MR. WEDNESDAY this is a private converstaion between me and your Mom. And she better have my Money

by Schpapy August 24, 2005