Sand Wedge Wiener

When a buddy has massive amounts of curve to his dick. So much that you could notice it from afar. This tends to happen from obsessive amounts of yanking your willy with the same hand.

Tilly: “ God damn bruce that’s a hell of a Sand Wedge Wiener ya got going there.”

Bruce: “ Maybe I should try lefty, huh.”

by Bananawiener March 29, 2019

tree wedging

When one continuously rubs their vagina or penis against a tree until satisfied.

Martha thinks tree wedging is fun.

by gusbydoodledandy March 21, 2016

nut wedge

A Shortbread cookie with ground hazelnuts that's cut into triangles and typically dipped in chocolate.

I want to pick up a nut wedge at the bakery this afternoon.

by NutWedgeAddict April 7, 2017

Wedge combo

Front & back wedgie. Typically associated with female anatomy.

I have a total wedge combo right now.

by Jennny88 January 24, 2022

Wedging

Wedging is a sexual practise. When a person has a shit in the chamber, engaging in anal sexual intercourse.

Using the penis (or strap on), to push the brown beast back inside the outer intestine - for the recipient its feeling like the penis is double the length.

Often this is repeated, removing the penis. Allowing the chamber to reload. Before entering again.

"I have the condom on, let's get ready to do some wedging. We're going deep."

by RoughMonkey May 2, 2025

lint wedge

When putting on fresh from the dryer undies, and nice string of warm lint becomes trapped in the butt crack.

Man#1: I was so mad yesterday when I woke up to a fresh lint wedge right up the corn hole.

by BillyDeath April 19, 2010

Dork wedge

A wedge of numerous dorks of all shades, a blob of dorks.

The dork wedge was slowly moving up the sidewalk, laughing at that dude like there was something wrong with him for having the audacity to be there on a sidewalk they owned.

by Solid Mantis May 20, 2021