Briefcase wanker

A phrase used to insult somebody carrying a briefcase.
Can be shortened to 'briefcase' or 'brief'.

"You briefcase wanker!"

"Stop being a briefcase."

"What are you doing Ben, you brief."

by brianurlacher54 December 16, 2008

wanderlost

a travel addict who was lost in his world while exploring nature

"Where's Hina?"
"She's out of town; she's wanderlost"

by baba_gyaankari December 10, 2017

newtown wanderer

To have a shit on a midgets head and smudge it in with a warm chip from the fish shop

Hey, do you wanna have a Newtown wanderer?

by Chicken man 233333 January 13, 2015

Pervy Wanker

The phrase is a play off "pervert" and "to wank." Literally, means someone who masturbates with perverted qualities. It is often used in a playful sense to label someone who is not shy about hiding his sexual appetite.

Can also be used negatively to label someone as a chronic masturbater or someone with immoral sexual desires; however, it is more often used in a playful sense.

Look at that old dude flirting with all of those young girls, what a pervy wanker.

by Skeeloiii March 20, 2011

Willie Wanker and the Fudge Packing Factory

It's a porno about a some dude's nephew bout to inherit a sex toy factory but the only way to show devotion is by fuckin' some whore in the ass!

Filthy Fucker : Yo, you got dat new Spidaman movie?

Clerk : No.

Filthy Fucker : Hm, how bout dat Willie Wanker and the Fudge Packing Factory?

Clerk : 'the fuck!?

by CumChup December 10, 2007

Bus wanker

Perjorative term used to describe wankers that take buses, generally shouted out of a car window while driving past. This word came from a channel 4 program the inbetweeners.

"I might be a bus wanker, but at least I don't drive that gay yellow car"

"Bus wanker"

by RoosterStencils May 13, 2009

Weed Wanker

Masturbating during or right after smoking pot.

Joe gets so horny when he smokes a bowl, he's such a Weed Wanker.

by SuttonP June 24, 2011