When one walks down the street, usually drunk, and urinates as he walks (usually for the amusement of his buddies/mates). The true walking piss is done without the aid of hands, a feat that is perfectly feasible as long as one isn't hung like a field mouse. Extra points are earned if the individual doing the walking piss executes it in an area in which pedestrians are present. The general rule of the walking piss amongst pedestrians is that if YOU don't look down at your dick, nobody else will either.
by Sloppy7ths January 15, 2009
Get the Walking Pissmug. The unfortunate walk to get a fresh roll of toilet paper immediately after defecating. Typically, a grease walk is required when the person defecating fails to ensure an adequate supply of toilet paper in advance of the defecation. The resulting walk to refill toilet paper is accompanied by a greasy smearing feature occuring in the buttocks as a result of the fresh, unwiped feces.
I took a dump last night only to discover the toilet paper roll was empty. I had to grease walk down the hallway to retrieve a fresh roll. It was disgusting.
by Eddie Quesadilla July 3, 2020
Get the Grease Walkmug. by krumptacular January 18, 2010
Get the Walk Leftmug. by Diego Blunt August 29, 2003
Get the j walkmug. by drewtrillasf December 5, 2016
Get the Dog walkmug. To stroll while farting in order to avoid just standing there in your own stench. Similar to crop dusting, except this is not meant to be malicious.
by brothermike October 12, 2005
Get the fart walkmug. when you pass out somewhere and have to walk home in last night's clothes looking like you shacked up with someone when in actuality you slept alone in a puddle of your own vomit.
"That's last night's dress. You doing the walk of shame?"
"More like the walk of lame-- I passed out in the frat house bathroom alone."
"More like the walk of lame-- I passed out in the frat house bathroom alone."
by jpatt December 24, 2004
Get the walk of lamemug.