Muddy Waters

Similar to the absurdity of high waters or flooders (pants with hemlines that are too high usually about mid-calf) and outdoing the nastiness of skid marks, Muddy Waters makes one appear unkempt and perhaps even unhygienic. Muddy Waters can apply to the pants themselves, but is best used to describe the wearer of pants which have been soiled due to weather conditions, outdoor activities, daily life, or embarrassing loss of bowel control while in a social environment. It can range from dusty pant legs to dirty food or mud stains, but the appearance leaves any person the Muddy Waters comes across with the impression that s/he is in need of a handful of spare change, a wake-up call, or, at the very least, adult diapers.

Muddy Waters over there is wearing some mighty tainted rags, man. Either he's been playing in the pigpen or he just had a hell of a time at Taco Bell.

by Pancho M. F. Villa July 14, 2010

waterstone

1.to do something spaztically
2.to fluke something and do well against odds
3.someone up-market and upperclass, derived from the up-market bookshop name

"man that girl just did a waterstone"

by Rosie james March 6, 2007

testing the waters

Testing waters is workout champs who try 2 sets squatting and never use the exercise ever in lifetime again.

Jessica workout mania champ tried 2 sets of testing the waters barbell squats and has never touched the exercise again in lifetime. Hecne the term for workout champs trying squatting in weightlifting 2 wimpy testing the waters sets.

by Robbie Robinson August 21, 2009

wigers

The results of making an unfortunate mistake some time ago.

as in " If we had picked the damn cotton ourselves back then, we wouldn't have to deal with all the "wigers" now."

by stv111 May 25, 2006

waterski

When a guy/girl stands directly over a guy/girl and pisses all over the individual while the one that is receiving the piss opens their mouth and accumulates the piss and swallows just like cum...yummm

We decided to waterski after she was tired of swallowing cummm

by Berry January 17, 2004

wageroo

The way to bet anything other than currency. Primary wager reasons are for dares, gross outcomes, sex, etc.

'I will wageroo you sexual favors that you cannot drink three 12 ounce beers in less than 12 seconds?'

by Jack Macko August 13, 2007

pinochle wages

a really low paying job, like a Mcjob. A job that only brings in, if your lucky 2/3 of what you need to live on a month. But you keep it because there isn't much else out there.

I'd have more money if I didn't make pinochle wages

by just s guy June 12, 2012