wags

a short form of wagamamas as the word wagamamas is so f*cking long and dead to say so your welcome

‘hey halle do u wanna go wags tomorrow?’
‘yeah sure ive been craving wags all week’

by hehewags March 2, 2019

wag

What a guy!

abbreviation of 'What a guy!' - Often used when there is an obvious answer/solution to something, but that fact is completely missed by a specific individual because of ignorance. Used in conjuncture with naivety or illiteracy.

Bill: This person can't print from their computer, let me clear browser cookies and cache, and reformat the computer.
... 2 hours later
WAG - spent 2 hours on support call to fix paper jam

by Steeeef January 29, 2019

WAG

What a guy!

Often used to explain a situation where a naive or ignorant person made decisions that caused them personal greif or suffering, where a competent person would consider common knowledge.

U$er: I can't print from my computer to my printer!
Bill: You can't print from your computer? Let's clear your browser's cookies and cache, restart 4 times and we should probably reformat the computer too.
...3 hours later...
WAG - spent 180 minutes fixing a paper jam

by Steeeef January 29, 2019

katie wags

a smexy muscrat, she beautiful and a little nugget, she is caring and luvs i and genuinely cares

wow you’re being a katie wags today

by Charlie’schickens2819 September 4, 2018

Reverse Wag Bag

Commiting a sexual act with a Wag Bag, deodorizer side out, as a condom in efforts to eliminate smells of painfully distasteful orifices.

"They were great, but there was some kind of infection. I had to Reverse Wag Bag them to make it tolerable."

by RealOutDoorDefs January 15, 2023

shilly wag

a shitty shag

or

you are silly

was it a shilly wag?

or
you shilly wag

by Obsessive BTS fan :)) January 29, 2024

Hit Wags

Spouses, significant others, or bottom-bitches that are sexually alluring. This phrase is not to be used for side pieces, mistresses, or booty calls.

Nick: By the Way, I am hosting a Super Bowl Party at my place this weekend. All are welcome, including your hit wags. No side pieces allowed! I don't want to have to hide my valuables.

by The Blue Collar Foodie February 7, 2024