wasteflan

A wasteman who is fat enough to be mistaken for a cake.

"That man is rather fat, and, indeed, quite waste."
"So fat he could be a cake?"
"Indeed."
"He's a wasteflan."
"Hokey Flokey!"

by Didgeridon't June 23, 2009

waste hole

When you want to call a person an asshole, but don't want to be caught heard cussing, you call them a waste hole.

Don't be such a waste hole.

by fickle pickle June 29, 2011

Wastebook

Common: Discovering how perfect other friends lives are through Facebook making you feel like a waste.

Alternative definitions:

1. Someone engrossed with the social mechanisms of Facebook. Miserably procrastination on facebook due to a lack of responsibilities or self interests.

2. Personal plethora of frequent Facebook sins.
Facebook sin, i.e. breaking social media norms.

3. Facebook pictures consisting solely of clubbing culture.

4. The Facebook masquerade of a perfect life.

1. I've done it agian! I've missed studying, scrolling through wastebook newsfeed!

2. Social sins of the form: Radical feminist posts, public displays of affection, inappropriate statuses, being a beg etc

3. Jessica's memory museum of clubbing photos is Wastebook gold standard.

by Cheeky_KONT May 26, 2015

wastemanism

the act of being a wasteman

“there’s a thing called wastemanism and thats you.”

by wastemanmia November 21, 2018

maggot wasted

to get so drunk / wasted you act like a maggot at a Slipknot concert.

Greg and Steve got maggot wasted so their girlfriends left them at the bar.

by maggotnictron July 13, 2010

Dorito Wasted

Similar to "Chocolate Wasted" it is consuming many Doritos or any kind of chips at one sitting.

Jordan and Amber get dorito wasted 6 times a week. They need to cut it out.

by erdnoid July 14, 2011

Walton Wasted

The act of being inebriated to such a degree that no other term for describing inebriation is fitting. Being Walton Wasted was first done by Samantha Walton.

"Woah did you see that girl jump over the fence and fall on her face?" "Yeah, she was so Walton Wasted."
"Last night a girl almost knocked our big screen TV over, she was Walton Wasted."

by bgills October 15, 2011