Calculator Watch

A key and crucial asset to Oscar, as it is not only used as a tool to show the time but it is a mathematical genius of an invention. Oscar used this to calculate the size of Rezs nose, and the sheer size of the Earth, Oscar single handedly became a genius just by using the amazing and genius invention of the calculator watch by Casio>

"oi Oscar did you use your calculator watch during the test you thicc lad"

by Rezisthicc April 19, 2019

Watch Friends

The act of playing starcraft (Used as codespeek to seem less geeky around girls)

Yo Albert, wanna watch friends tonight?
Answer: Yes

by Fjölnir Ásgeirsson September 22, 2006

watching movies

,v.1)code term for smoking THC containing flora. 2) code term for making out and/or scoring

Me and Kristen watched movies and then watched more movies.

by ceelo March 23, 2003

watching blue

To watch porn.

A blue film, blue picture, or bf is a euphemistic term used in India, Sri Lanka, Israel and Nepal for an adult film, often made by amateurs or shot in a style recalling amateur porn.

The term blue picture comes from Great Britain, where blue is euphemistically used to refer to works targeting the prurient interest or those that are considered offensive, obscene or in bad taste.

Hey, were you watching blue?

by harryl June 5, 2014

Whale Watching

A game played at a nightclub where a group of guys competes to pick up the biggest girl at the bar

While playing Whale Watching the the club with the boys, I set my eyes on the prize:

Get your harpoons out boys, I’m about to land a 600 pounder

by anonymous January 15, 2022

Shit watching

when you binge watch shitty YouTube videos for hours, because you don't know what the fuck you are doing with your life.

The videos you watch needs to be fucking useless. for example, all of "food Insiders" or "buzz feed" videos.

It is like Shitposting but with YouTube videos.

I have been shit watching buzz feed videos all night. OMG what am I doing with my life!!!

by SpeedGG June 17, 2018

cock-watching

to watch thy cock; to be or act in an overly obsessed or attracted way. to be up someone's ass to the furthest extent

"bro you have bad grades" "bro stop cock-watching"

by Lazarito February 15, 2022