I want to fUk the brown m+m

These words was said by the famous Wilbur Soot, who is a famous makeup, and animal expert.

Wilbur- the brown m+m is very nice, i want to FUk the brown m+m
Tommy- Foking hell wilBur foot

by ghostlyseren February 5, 2021

I don't want to ruin our friendship

Zip it up. I won't fuck you.

Can I just stick it in a little? I'm so horny!

I'd let you, but I don't want to ruin our friendship.

by octopod July 11, 2004

what do you want a cookie?

Comeback to someone who is bragging.

PERSON 1: I FINISHED MY LAPS FIRST!
PERSON 2: cool. What do you want a cookie??

by shaun white is a hotiee January 28, 2007

i want to fuck

I want to have sex with you

I am so horny right now I want to fuck you

by Fonzie99 May 17, 2021

I'm sorry, want a cookie?

A phrase said in response to a completely pointless story in which one bitches about something nobody cares about.

Can be said either extremely and obviously sarcastically or with extreme concern. Both methods are fairly effective in making the victim look like a fag.

1. Stupid bitch's facebook status that's just looking for attention: Oh my god, I'm so ugly, my boyfriend hates me, my life sucks!

Any normal person: I'm sorry, want a cookie?

2. *Person rambles on 5 minutes about pointless story of how their life sucks*

Me: I'm sorry, want a cookie?

by Coco Puffz July 5, 2009

I Want To Be Tracer

A good song that came out on youtube that was enjoyable and fulfilling . The original name of the song is called No Mercy then a tik tok weeb decided to listen to the song and then make a meme about it. The meme started blowing up after spooky meme month and during No Nut November November 7th i believe . The meme got annoying and no one is playing overwatch now because of it now people are taking tracer from actual Tracer mains is so stupid i'm done with that meme

I Want To Be Tracer

Maybe I'll be Tracer
I'm already Tracer
What about Widowmaker?
I'm already Widowmaker
I'll be Bastion
Nerf Bastion
You're right. So, Winston
I wanna be Winston
I guess I'll be Genji
I'm already Genji
Then I'll be McCree
I already chose McCree
I have an idea
What's your idea?
You should be...
I'm not gonna be Mercy

no shut the fuck up i have an idea and we are going to do it how about we drop this shit and play no limits
NO LIMITS!!!! so you can go as manny tracers as you fucking want!!!!!

by The rejection gods December 5, 2018

If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college

From Lewis Black, it's the kind of saying that has no conceivable logical explanation and can cause your head to explode if you think about it for any significant amount of time.

"Right, New Jersey is a great place to live. And if it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."

by You're with me, leather April 14, 2007