Truck wash

When you put your truck in her garage and it comes out all wet

Man, I totally got my truck washed last night after the bar.

by ToxicDust March 26, 2017

King wash

When a woman gives your asshole a cracking good tongue fuck

Sarah gave Jamie the best king wash last night

by Secretsouls July 21, 2017

Power Wash the Lamborghini

A round about way of referring to masturbation

Dude 1: I just got home from work.
Dude 2: Better power wash the Lamborghini before you go to bed.

by _G0rff July 12, 2019

Pommy Wash

The quick wash used in England on a daily basis while waiting for a weekly weekend bath. This is done at a sink and requires a flannel to clean the face, neck, underarms and genital area,

Mate, I've got no interest in going down on her tonight - she's only done Pommy Washes for the past week.

by Wof Woffie Tram November 30, 2021

Redneck boot wash

is the toilet we stick our boot in to wash the hunting dogs crap off our boots.. nobody wants to grab a hose and wash in cold night air. place foot in toilet swirl around and all crap goes down the drain..

dog shit on boot place in toilet and flush is the ultimate "Redneck boot wash"

by wife of the bootwasher December 12, 2010

Gorilla Face Wash

When you are ready to blow your load in your girl and she wants it on her face instead, you get upset because you were just about to cum inside her.

"I'm about to cum"
"Oh yeah baby, give me a gorilla face wash"

by Wutthehill July 23, 2017

Evanston Car Wash

It’s when the upperclassmen on the Northwestern University football team lather themselves up in the team shower , then stand in close quarters at the entrance to said shower and make poor performing underclassmen squeeze through them naked to get in the shower.

Those poor freshmen football players at NU were forced to run the gauntlet through the Evanston Car Wash for several years under coach Fitzgerald.

by BeautifulLoser July 11, 2023