Gopher wiping

When you go to wipe after taking a dump and shit gets all over your fingers.

Did you smell that shit in the bathroom? That dude must have been gopher wiping.

by red3rsty January 4, 2008

the waving neighbor

the waving neighbor is when a guy is banging a girl in front of a window and has one of his friends hiding in the closet, and they perform a swtich without her knowing allowing the original partner to walk outside knock on the window and wave.

the other day me and my friend pulled the waving neighbor and it ended successfully with no black eyes

by andy12inch July 6, 2008

residual wipings

The remains that are invariably left on and around one's ass after wiping, often presenting itself in the form of dingleberries. Residual wipings are the primary cause of skid marks.

You can wipe and wipe and wipe, but you're never truly free of residual wipings until you shower.

by bepbopborp July 29, 2009

ass-wiping instructions

patronizing and/or obvious instructions

Humble Worker: "I just thought you'd want to know that docID # 1390882 in the database won't convert to PDF."

Jackass Supervisor: "Did you tag it as a conversion error?"

Humble Worker: "Um, yeah... I don't need ass-wiping instructions."

by Humble Worker March 10, 2011

Waving

Waving is when you surf, bodyboard, or stay in the water when a wave hits you and you are scared to go with the wave. But then you realize that you are, when the wave is carrying you to shore and you are excited that you made it through that wave.

I was excited that I was waving today in the ocean!!!

by Read this! July 9, 2016

Teeth Waxing

When your going down on someone with a bushul of pubic hair, and when your done... They gotta strip of hair missing and its in your teeth.

Ricky went down on Vada's Hairy Scabby Beva and performed a good ol' fashion teeth waxing, so she could wear her new bikini.

by Stacey Port January 2, 2009

Wapping

Masturbating with your left hand if you're a righty, or vice versa.

Usually occurs when someone has broken their preferred arm, they are forced to wap instead of fap.

My mom caught me wapping the other night, it was awkward because she was used to me fapping my right hand.

by midnight wapper December 7, 2010