A person who is originated from England.
A person who drinks a lot of tea, at least once every day and is from the country England land.
A person who drinks a lot of tea, at least once every day and is from the country England land.
by wanking January 18, 2018
Get the tea wankermug. Strain of the wrist from jerking it too much, also characterized by excessive muscle growth on one wrist.
by Starnub July 27, 2016
Get the Wanker's Wristmug. by El Woodio Woodio December 2, 2010
Get the Double Wankermug. by What's it to you friend? October 23, 2017
Get the Wankers doommug. Marik- Somebody call an ambulance! This limey needs urgent medical assistance! Apparently he has Wanker's Cramp.
Joey- Oh no! Bakura, speak to me!
Bakura- Wanker's Cramp: The Most Deadly of British Diseases.
Joey- Oh no! Bakura, speak to me!
Bakura- Wanker's Cramp: The Most Deadly of British Diseases.
by J-T-G March 21, 2009
Get the Wanker's Crampmug. Usually male, uses the app strava, with obsession, to outdo his 'friends' and cycling companions on segments and trails. Can be seen at the end of segments looking at his phone to check if he has knocked a second off his time or if he has beaten a 'friend'. Will chase past anyone shouting STRAVAAAAAAA extremely loudly and scaring the shit out of you, with the added bonus of knocking you off your bike.
The air will turn blue if anyone beats his time, friendships will be lost and marriages destroyed.
Ultimate aim of a strava wanker is to achieve a 'KOM', king of the mountain! This is usually celebrated with joy, happiness and high fives, more fulfilling than the birth of his first born.
The air will turn blue if anyone beats his time, friendships will be lost and marriages destroyed.
Ultimate aim of a strava wanker is to achieve a 'KOM', king of the mountain! This is usually celebrated with joy, happiness and high fives, more fulfilling than the birth of his first born.
by science queen November 18, 2014
Get the strava wankermug. by kermits asshole November 3, 2012
Get the Wind Wankermug.