Waxophonist

Beautician specialising in the violent removal of body hair, causing the person having the hair remove to make involutary screaming and howling noises that could be used in modern symphonies or just sampled for Gangsta rap....

I'm going to make you scream more than your Waxophonist ever did.

Sorry, can't make a date today, I have an appointment with my Waxophonist.

Her legs were so hairy I reckon her Waxophonist had gone bust.....

by BigHobbes July 21, 2011

walapatati

An object or a person with an unpleasant smell.

" It smells like mad walapatati in here"

by yagadabadoo February 16, 2014

Walparked

When you've been parked at Walmart for an extensive timeframe.

My manager just transferred to the Walmart I worked at and has been Walparked for 20 years

by Streetcypher October 15, 2016

Wallpaper

Where one's scrotum sticks to the inner thigh of the leg creating friction and in order to remove it, peeling it off like wallpaper.

Sorry, I wasn't playing with myself. I just had wallpaper.

by 0kylebarda0 December 8, 2016

walapi

Walapi is usally an animal which looks like a hamster. They have no gender but still give birth to Walapi babies once a year.

Person A: hey look there is a Walapi

Person B: Yeah sure...It's your mom

by Chuck Norris Queen of pizza January 2, 2017

walpitscheker

When you are to dumb to get a joke

<Joke>
I don't get it

Classic Walpitscheker

by LOLXUdumpass January 7, 2017

walmöp

A little creature known as walmöp based on a walerus it manly lives in backjards and usually eats berries

Oh look at that cute walmöp !

by Lulu55 January 20, 2017