vomit carpet

a pool of sick that is substantial enough to resemble a patch of carpet

Don't go over there, I just laid a vomit carpet

by C . Smith June 27, 2008

Vomit comet

To be sick, especially after alcohol.

Fuck me, Jake was proper hammered yesterday, the Vomit Comets were flying like there was no tomorrow.

by olly5764 May 26, 2018

vomit rocket

When someone proceeds to vomit and thus shoots out of the oral canal like a rocket. This causes the vomit to land about 6 feet infront of the person who has vomited

Dan: "woah dude did you see that Kyle just vomit rocketed ."
Tyrone:"yeah I saw that but that shi was fucking nasty."

by Epic nigga fart explosion March 18, 2021

Erectile Vomit

The ungodly concoction of piss, blood, cum, and broken up kidney stones that quickly exits the urethra in a fit of horrible sickness. Pray to whatever god you must to prevent this event from ever coming across your soul and body.

“Hey, I’m not coming in to work today. I’ve been erectile vomiting all morning.”

by LeSleth November 20, 2019

Vomit cunt

A vomit Cunt is an individual within a group of friends who cannot handle their alcohol and constantly vomits. A vomit cunt can also be the individual who vomited most recently at an event in which the friend group attended.

“Oh yeah that’s Adam he’s our vomit cunt”

by Mickmaybebaby December 26, 2020

vomit snail

When you have had so much to drink that you can't actually walk and are puking all the way to the bathroom, leaving a trail behind you.

"If I have one more shot I will be a vomit snail!"

by T20x3 February 27, 2018

happy vomit

1.) To be so happy you obnoxiously blurt out your overwhelming joy with others (typically on a subject no one cares about)
2.) To be so happy you overshare it to the point the miserable world around you wants to vomit when they see your disgustingly happy smile

1.) Jenny told me about her new boyfriend and happy vomitted all of her vacation photos
2.) After she shared the story of how he proposed I wanted to happy vomit up her happily ever after

by RS3LD November 6, 2017