Volunterrorism

adjective. 1 - The act extreme volunteering, 2 - Volunteering to the point where it is irritating, confronting, or off putting, 3 - Being accosted by a volunteer whom for whatever reason cannot be ignored or refused

(see also Granny Terrorists, and Volunterorist).

Did you hear about Mary-Jane? Apparently she is involved in Volunterrorism.

by CJsprocket May 2, 2018

Volunterrorist

noun. 1. A volunteer who for whatever reason cannot be refused or ignored, 2. A volunteer who persists to the point where it is irritating, offensive, or damaging to the cause they are attempting to assist.

Old Martha is definitely a Volunterrorist, no one can refuse our cause with her on our side!

by CJsprocket May 2, 2018

Voluntold

The act of being asked to do something without being given the option of executing the task at hand

I think we should pressure clean the back patio. And by we I mean you.youve Benn voluntold.

by Eastcoastscot May 29, 2018

voluntear

Refers to either:
(1) Work performed for free because some tearful moocher came "bawling 'n' blubbering" to you with some "poor poor pitiful me" sob-story about being in an emergency with no money to pay anyone to help him get out of it, or
(2) Work performed for free that absolutely "bores you to tears".

That old miser on his fancy estate has been snookering soft-hearted dim-wits into helping him for free for years now, but I hear that a lot of them have finally gotten wise to him --- zheeeesh, how many naive-minded voluntears does he think actually exist in his local area???

by QuacksO June 11, 2018

Voluntary editors

People who suck because they don't let you publish your great definitions.

Random guy: "I'm one of those voluntary editors on Urban Dictionary!"
Random guy 2: "Well you suck then!"

by Pls_let_me_use_a_name September 28, 2018

Voluntold

To take it upon yourself to volunteer someone for a task or duty, that you think would be exceptional at performing or completing, and informing them of your decision later.

I was voluntold to bring Mac and Cheese to Christmas dinner.

by CC Smarty Pants December 17, 2018

Voleptotudinous

A man whose wonderful qualities make him an ideal partner for Joey, and a life filled with lots of love, sex and movies.

They guy Marc has quite a voleptotudinous vibe.

by DocFrozen January 21, 2019