HOSPITAL VACATION

A song made by 4lung

"ayo i like hospital vacation"
"let me listen to it"
"this sounds like the taste of salt"
"shut the fuck up you loaf of glitter glue cheese"

by imsimplyabee January 23, 2021

Tactical Vacation Day

Taking a vacation day to avoid a meeting or any other work related obligation.

Boss: We have a meeting Wednesday.
Maria: I won’t be there. I’m taking a vacation day.
Boss: Tactical Vacation Day…nice!

by GeauxSTL April 12, 2022

Shot Cock Violation

When a man uses a urinal in a restroom but is unable to release his urine with the customary dick reveal due to stage fright. After standing pee-less for 10-15 seconds a man will sometimes discharge saliva from his mouth to encourage his urine to follow suit and discharge. This pee-less stand at the urinal is known as a "shot cock violation" since it causes a reservation of the urinal for a non-pee activity.

Brian had held in his urine throughout the whole movie in order to not miss any scenes. He limped to he men's restroom where he found three pee-less men hogging the three urinals. After waiting 15 seconds and not hearing any streams of urine hitting the cakes, Brian yelled out "shot cock violation" and one of the men hung his head in shame and slowly backed away from the urinal exposing it for use while is pee-less cock also hung it's head in shame.

by Big Lud the Stud August 11, 2014

New Jersey Vacation

A term used to imply you murdered someone, similar to sleeping with the fishes.

Mike: Hey Tony, did you take care of our noisy friend?
Tony: Yea, I sent him on a New Jersey Vacation.

by Bernie_Bro_2020 August 10, 2017

Girl Vacation

When your woman goes on a trip with the girls and has lesbian sex.

I need a break from regular sex. Time for a girl vacation.

by Stella September 24, 2002

erogenous zoning violation

The arbitrary enforcement of zoning regulations to restrict consenting adults from having sex parties in their home.

The term erogenous zoning violation was coined by Paul Duggan, the Washington Post Journalist who reported on a story in Bethesda Maryland where zoning regulations were used to stop private sex parties due to 'commercial activities' despite no enforcement for similar non-sexual parties like Mary Kay etc.

by KnightWolfe43 September 14, 2011

snack tray violation

verb: to spill anything on the frontal breast area (snack tray)

Penny" "Damn it! I just spilled lasagne on my blouse!"

You:

Oops---snack tray violation!."

by Jannysmithy June 6, 2010