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Valentino Maneuver

The Valentino maneuver starts with a dinner of hot, spicy, sloppy, wet, well sauced buffalo wings. Then without using napkins or wipes, you proceed to give hand and oral pleasure to your lover's penis.
I'm loving these hot wings so much, I want to perform the Valentino maneuver on you under the table.
by jimsmom February 21, 2015
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Valentime's Day

The same thing as Valentine's Day. It is pronounced Valentime's Day by idiots that don't know the difference and use and M instead of an N. The illeterate way of saying Valentine's Day.
What are you getting your girlfriend for Valentime's Day??
by annieoakley May 15, 2010
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the biggest marketing ploy ever, that hasnt worked for anyone since romeo and juliet, and even they werent real. anyone who sends valentines is desperate, and anyone who recieves them is too popular for their own good, and it's a waste of a 26p stamp and a waste of a day
by fairy nuff September 23, 2003
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a day, originally started by the Catholics, in honur of Saint Valentine ( for feasting )It is now mostly associated with the display of love, whether it be husband and wife or boyfriend and girlfriend, or a person to his/her cruch.

2. Unfortuneately, it has become a largely significant date in the eyes of companies ( Hallmark, Lingere stores, Chocolates stores, Jewelry shops ) to make large amounts of money, by selling ridiculously over-priced items. Even though the giving of jewelry may seem very common, it has only been around for appox. 20 or so years.

3. Also known as Saint Valentine's Day Massacre; because of the shooting of 6 of George 'Bugs' Moran's gangmembers by five members of Al Capone's gang in Chicago, Illinois, in 1929
Valentine's Day, supposedly,to be a gesture of love to your special 'someone', that has been turned into some corporate advertisement, over-priced gifts, money-making day.
by Zelero July 21, 2008
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Valentitties Day

A holiday on February 14th. It is very similar to Valentines Day, but instead of getting flowers or candy, a girl shows you her titties.
Dude i had so many valentitties last Valentitties Day.
by Jürgen Off February 13, 2009
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Calum Hood: v-a-l-n-t-y-n-e valentine
by Angie5sos July 23, 2018
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Valentine's Syndrome

Sufffering from depression or sadness the day of Valentines or the day after due to Being lonely and/or all friends being busy with thier "valentine"
During Valentines day Joe just satys in bed all day and watches TV,Probably because he has Valentine's Syndrome
by SlipknoX February 14, 2009
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