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Vagnooger

Main Entry: vag•noog•er

Pronunciation: noun \vag•nu̇-gər\ plural \vag•nu̇-gərs\

Function: noun

Etymology: From the combination of vagina and booger; vagina from Latin, literally, sheath First Known Use: 1682 and booger from alteration of English dialect buggard, boggart, from 1bug + -ard First Known Use: 1866

Date: 21st century

Variant of Vagnooger: Vagnoogie.

Definition:

1: a canal in a female mammal that leads from the uterus to the external orifice of the genital canal with wet or dried nasal mucus
Ex 1: a pregnant woman has vagnoogers when she is getting ready for the birth of her child.

Sample Sentence:

Ex 1 Sample Sentence: Honey, I have vagnoogers coming out of me, we maybe having a baby tonight.
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Vagorific

A terrifically feminine thing.
Stella: I just went down to the Organic food store and bought the most vagorific cucumber, DeeDee!
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She totally outtalks me. She is such a vaggot.
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vagoderant

vicky: hey becky, after a jog ive noticed your always so fresh down there.
becky: its cause i always apply vagoderant, here borrow mine.
vicky: thanks!
Becky: apply back to front
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vagongasm

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Last night I had the best vagongasm using my new vibrator. It was wondeful!!
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Vagodes

New insult combining a Vagina an a Chode. Used when someone is being a dick.
"Friend Trips you"
You're a Vagodes!
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Vagovary

When a torpedo sperm begins its journey in your vagina into your ovary.
We were half way through baby making and I felt a vagovary..
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