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Main Entry: vag•noog•er

Pronunciation: noun \vag•nu̇-gər\ plural \vag•nu̇-gərs\

Function: noun

Etymology: From the combination of vagina and booger; vagina from Latin, literally, sheath First Known Use: 1682 and booger from alteration of English dialect buggard, boggart, from 1bug + -ard First Known Use: 1866

Date: 21st century

Variant of Vagnooger: Vagnoogie.

Definition:

1: a canal in a female mammal that leads from the uterus to the external orifice of the genital canal with wet or dried nasal mucus
Ex 1: a pregnant woman has vagnoogers when she is getting ready for the birth of her child.

Sample Sentence:

Ex 1 Sample Sentence: Honey, I have vagnoogers coming out of me, we maybe having a baby tonight.
Vagnooger by SlaughterbeckK January 23, 2011
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Vangooker 

A term to refer to Vancouver which denotes its high Asian, or gook population. Similar to the term Chicongo for Chicago.
Grant: Ugh, I hate Vangooker, I want to return to Charlottetown where it is all white.
Shawn: I know right, us PEI boys aren't used to so many slant eyed people in one place.
Vangooker by HandleBrake12 November 2, 2020

Vagooter 

That bitch had a banging vagooter
Vagooter by Cherrybrandyxx May 7, 2020

Vagooter 

How to avoid Facebook jail for saying vagina
What's the difference between a custard tart and a vagooter?
You can eat the crust off a custard tart
Vagooter by Evadant October 11, 2020

Penus Vagoover 

The ultimate religion that everyone should follow. The Penus Vagoover is a God by every mean. Only the truest and most wise can understand the holy text. The holy text is only one page, because that's all it needs. The only text only contains of the words: Penus Vagoover. The Penus Vagoover is our lord and savior and everyone should recognize greatness when they see / hear it.
Have you seen the Penus Vagoover?

No I can't read it.
Penus Vagoover by Danthepussylicker September 6, 2017

Vagoober 

A synonym for a vagina, or used as slang or in the hood you'll hear the squad roll up calling you a vagoober.
"Dude that chics got a tight ass Vagoober "
"I'll holla at that"
Vagoober by VagooberPolice December 25, 2015

Vagooper 

When a Woman gives birth and her Vagina basically rips all the way to her anus. This one opening from two is now know as a vagooper.
Mother," How bad did I rip doctor?".

Doctor," Lets put it this way. You now have a Vagooper!".
Vagooper by SocalCwood September 15, 2009
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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city chicken 

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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“No way, is that cake?”
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