VHORSTMAS

The festival of VHORST, as decreed by the gods of VHORST. Interpreted by the ignorant as 'Christmas', VHORSTMAS is the true festival that occurs in the human marked month of 'December' (known to the gods of VHORST as VHORSTmonth).

There are no decorations for VHORSTMAS, nor are there any customs aside from making those in YOUR (yes, you) immediate vicinity unhappy in some way. Gifts can be given at VHORSTMAS, but they must be intentionally wrong. Those who follow the gods of VHORST, which is everyone, must spread the word. Everytime the word 'Christmas' is used, a puppy is born just to die.

The festival of VHORST was identified by a prophet on Habbo Hotel, whom said the word by accident. To the wise, it was obviously more than a typing error - it was destiny.

A reasonably pleasant VHORSTMAS to you.

by _Olam_ July 20, 2008

vhalin

someone who owns stupid ass annoying 13 year old

wow, vhalin can clutch against lunatik and his whole clan

wow vhalin really owned lunatik at that one too

by Anonymous July 16, 2003

Vhillin

The act of chillin' while you are also villian(ing).

Bro (1): Yo dog what u up to?
Bro (2): Nuthin much, just vhillin
Bro (1): Man what the fuck is that
Bro (2): You know, chillin, while you're being a villian.
Bro (1): Bro you're fucking gay

by Fuckingletmetakeaname May 30, 2011

VHS

Very Hungry Sex

Girl I had some VHS last night!

by YoutubeLove333 May 4, 2016

VHT

Virtual Hinckley Tool, a person who always has the answer to every telephony problem.

Our VoIP subsystem is down, its time to get the VHT involved.

by Sonski April 11, 2005

vhD

the sexiest cs player ever

vhD pwns all the {CsT} members

by gla May 1, 2005

VHS

a woman born before 1985 that has a nice smile and you would believe that she has a nice vagina. a Vertical smile and horizontal smile VHS

i bet that chick has VHS.

by slamjammah July 9, 2011