Great Value Jason Momoa

Showing resemblance to the iconic actor Jason Momoa but lacking in substance. Typically used to describe a knock off version of someone of statue.

Look at that Great Value Jason Momoa, he can't even swim.

by RUHdog July 9, 2021

Snob Value

A snob value is where someone allocates value to an item based on showing off, not on intrinsic value.

He bought her a handbag at a ridiculous price because of snob value

by The Anti-Snob May 2, 2025

Absolut Value

The value of one's weight in absolut vodka. Multiply weight in lbs by 14.08 (Absolut vodka is roughly 88 cents per ounce).

"See that girl over there, the really skinny one?"
"Oh shit! She is so fucking skinny."
"I bet her absolut value is only 1300"
"I'd say 1200."
"Shiiet."

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by bennydre April 30, 2013

centimental value

A strong attachment to a family heirloom due to one's either being able to make a significant income from da ownership/use of said precious object, or knowing dat it will fetch a "pretty penny" if put up for sale.

If someone claims to have a special emotional attachment to an item at an estate sale --- especially if said object is of considerable value --- it's entirely possible dat he really means dat it is "of centimental value"; i.e., dat it would be worth a lot of money to the right buyer, and so he is merely wanting to selfishly turn a tidy profit by selling it.

by QuacksO March 3, 2022

values performer

Someone who puts their boss' genitalia in their mouth on a daily basis.

That guy is such a values performer. It's no wonder management loves him so much.

by cranksterDu April 8, 2011

Valu

Pronounce vŏ lo͝o

1. Valentina and Luiza
2.Love

1.I love Valu so much! I am a Valu shipper!
2.This kind of unconventional love feels so Valu.

by HeadCannon6 November 26, 2022

value changer

Known as a useless dev, a value changer provides nothing to a game. The game platform ROBLOX struggles from this issue mainly. The name "value changer" comes from the saying, "What have you done for the game, all you do is change values." Overall calling someone a value changer is just rude as you never know what a game studio is doing in the backround

*Setting, a developer enjoying his break*
Dude what have you done for the game ever, your such a value changer- Unknowing player

by Ihatedream February 5, 2024