Making posts on social media that either
1. Give off a vague feeling of sadness or other emotional issues to prompt others into asking what's wrong and generally shower said poster with attention
2. Talk smack about someone without mentioning them
1. Give off a vague feeling of sadness or other emotional issues to prompt others into asking what's wrong and generally shower said poster with attention
2. Talk smack about someone without mentioning them
Two kinds of vagueposting you've probably seen before
1 .Person 1:"Just when you think you know people..."
Person 2: "Awwww is everything alright?"
Person 1: "I don't wanna talk about it"
2. Person: "Yeah you may have my man now but at least I didn't win him over with nudes lol bye bitch "
Everyone else reading the post: *thinking* We all know who you're talking about, girl
1 .Person 1:"Just when you think you know people..."
Person 2: "Awwww is everything alright?"
Person 1: "I don't wanna talk about it"
2. Person: "Yeah you may have my man now but at least I didn't win him over with nudes lol bye bitch "
Everyone else reading the post: *thinking* We all know who you're talking about, girl
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Mary is: "wondering if it is all worth it"
Mark is: "thinking that was a bad idea"
Example:
"Have you talked to Mark? He's vaguebooking again. I wonder if he's back with Mary..."
Opposite:
Tammy is: "in line at the grocery store"
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Mark is: "thinking that was a bad idea"
Example:
"Have you talked to Mark? He's vaguebooking again. I wonder if he's back with Mary..."
Opposite:
Tammy is: "in line at the grocery store"
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...don't be one.
...don't be one.
Example:
Crystal is: "wondering if it is all worth it"
Mark is: "regretting last night"
"Have you talked to Mark? He's vaguebooking again."
"Yeah dude, did you see what Matt put? He is such a Vaguebooker!"
Crystal is: "wondering if it is all worth it"
Mark is: "regretting last night"
"Have you talked to Mark? He's vaguebooking again."
"Yeah dude, did you see what Matt put? He is such a Vaguebooker!"
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