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The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine

A complex sexual position in which an Alaskan woman is tied naked upside down to a maple tree, covered in syrup, and milked before being humped.
The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine is a common maneuver in the northern outskirts of Canada, where the act will not be interfered with by law enforcement, as it is illegal.
by PoehlerBehr June 5, 2018
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alaskan upside down moose pile driver

when you pee in a girls butt get her pregnant and pile drive her down the stairs for a free abortion
by gfkfkfkfkf December 1, 2016
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Pissing Upside Down

Engaging in a frustrating pursuit that consumes more effort that it is worth. The idea is that "pissing upside down" is an ineffective way to do something very simple, and likely results in getting wet.

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"I just wanted to get a quart of oil out of the garage but I bumped the boxes of scrapbooking supplies, which knocked over a bottle of brake fluid that split open and is getting everywhere. Now I'm pissing upside down."
by skippy123456 January 31, 2009
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pineapple upside down cake

The act of laying on one's back, while having both legs in the air (usually supported by a chair or wall), and masturbating on to one's own face.
We were hanging out at the party when all of a sudden, Spiro decided to give himself a pineapple upside down cake. He had way too much to drink.
by dawgtopper September 8, 2011
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Punch the clown upside down

When you masturbate upside down so when you finish you give yourself a facial.
by DR. DISTRUCTO June 24, 2011
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Chocolate Upside Down Cake

A sexual position performed by one person doing a handstand, preferably on the bed, while the partner lines up their anus into the first partners mouth and tongue and oral is performed.
Man, I'm gonna have to give my girl chocolate upside down cake if i want some inverted head tomorrow.
by Jayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy June 1, 2009
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the upside down

a place in the tv show stranger things. an alternate dimension that people go in the tv show.
did you watch stranger things last night?

yeah!
my favorite part was when they showed the upside down!
by stakia February 19, 2018
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