golden tweet

A tweet with exactly 140 characters and proper spelling and grammar.

Holy shit; I just made a golden tweet!

by GuestD April 6, 2015

Snail tweet

A conventional postcard. As with Twitter, there is limited space for conveying the message.

You should see the snail tweet I got from Mary, while she was over in New Zealand. The scenery is gorgeous. She says she doesn't want to come home.

by cwhaley April 24, 2009

pillow tweet

pillow tweets are tweets sent while in bed (late at night before bed or early morning before waking up). serious tweeters (see pillow hog) may pillow tweet for up to an hour before getting out of bed or going to sleep.

my girl was pillow tweeting all night and i didn't get any.

by pillowhog July 14, 2010

Pity Tweet

When a person puts up their problems on twitter to get the pity of their followers. This can also be applied to facebook and other social networking sites.

"Did you guys read Dorothy's pity tweet? So fake."

Ex of a pity tweet:
"Everyone of my friends is mad at me. #imthevictim"

by Timune11 April 9, 2013

Booty Tweet

The act of using Twitter to "tweet" a booty call.

Douche 1: I haven't gotten any in a long time.

Douche 2: You should "booty tweet" Michelle.

Douche 1: Good idea, BRO!

by Frothboy March 3, 2009

booty tweet

the act of sending a tweet via the pressure of your booty onto your phone in your back pocket

@lancearmstrong Whoops, sorry about the booty tweet.5 minutes ago from Tweetie

@lancearmstrong @@@@@@@D@d00 085
29 minutes ago from TwitterBerry

by hybuirr March 11, 2009

Go Tweet About It

A more Web 2.0 version of 'Cool story, bro', (Web 2.0 meaning the social networking aspects of the internet.) Twitter uses the status used in Facebook and Myspace as it's defining feature. So to someone who posts an 'interesting tale', you may tell them to go 'tweet about it, faggot.'

Variations: Riveting tale, chap, Cool story, bro.

Example:

Idiot:
Me and a friend of mine go to a mall, and try to pick some chicks up. We failed twice and damn it wasn't good. Like 2 days ago at this local park I got picked this one chick up but damn the ones at malls or a lot harder for some reason. Anyways it was a bad day, no numbers, no nothing.

Person:

That's cool, go tweet about it, faggot.

by TBS Beanie August 14, 2009