turtleneck blanket

When an uncircumcised penis touches tip-to-tip with a circumcised penis and blankets the head with its foreskin. Similar to a Chinese finger trap!

Chad: Dude, did you hear what Heath and Jake did this weekend?

Noah: No, man what happened?

Chad: Heath was passed out at the party and Jake took off his pants and gave him a turtleneck blanket!

Noah: Radical.

by Space Jesus July 19, 2016

Turtleneck head

Someone who's "touching cloth" (in serious need of a shit and is breaching the gate) and has a prolapsed rectum

John: that guy with the pink ribbons walking a bit tight swift?
Fred: obviously got turtleneck head calling

by Bannotti March 22, 2017

turdeling

When you have to take shit and it's poppin it's head out like a turtle

I tried getting my keys in the door while I was turdeling

by Lil hood bleach yachty purrp August 20, 2017

turtlenuggets

A turtles balls:)

those are some nice turtlenuggets

by TurtleNuggets12 on xboc September 16, 2019

Turtleneck

If someone wears a turtleneck , it means that they want to get fucked

Hey girl, I see you’re wearing a turtleneck. Want to go back to my place?

by Random guy with too much time January 7, 2020

Turdling tardis

When 2 people are doing anal and the the fellow giving it pulls out and the fellow on the receiving end shits a bit and the turds look like animal crackers.

Step Sis: "Step bro, what are you doing?!"
Step Bro: *pulls out*
Step Sis: *falls and hits head* UNGH! I j-just cronged...

Step Bro: "Mmm... Your turds like animal cwackers... UwU lemme eat! Nya! Holy shit did you turdling tardis!"
Step Sis: "Pass me some!"

ellipses... FUCK YOU!

by Spicytoots2012 May 22, 2020

turtleito

the best Twitter account ever to be made ong

turtleito is a goat

by Turtleito October 1, 2020