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Cave Turkey

A very dangerous sub species of the regular turkey. This creature has a 5 ft wing span, a large seraded beak, and diamond talons that are razor sharp. They thrive in cave systems feeding on bats and really anything they can find. Carnivorous Turkey's that will kill and eat you if given the chance.
"God you scared me, as if a Cave Turkey were in the room"

"This crime scene looks like a bunch of Cave Turkey's have been here"
by Tommy 2 Shoes February 6, 2010
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abraham and turkey sandwich lincoln

Guy: abraham and turkey sandwich lincoln
Cashier: Sir this is a McDonalds.
by notarealperson111 December 8, 2020
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open-faced turkey sandwich

The act of farting and simultaneously shaking one's ass slightly side to side onto a partners face while the partner has mouth open and lies supine on the edge of a suitable surface; eg. a bed, couch, table, etc. This act can either be a mutually agreed upon sex act or a malicious act perpetrated upon someone who leaves themselves in said position while sleeping.
since brad was acting like a bitch and passed out drunk, parker dropped his pants and gave him a well deserved open-faced turkey sandwich
by P-Dubious February 28, 2009
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turkey's done

An expression to point out that a female in the room has erect nipples. Typically used for a woman with particularly large nipples like those of a temperature indicator on a turkey in the oven that pops up when the bird is done.
(as a girl with high beams in a tight turtle neck walks by...)
Dude, the turkey's done!
by Jeb from NH July 25, 2003
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turkeyfuck

When you use another persons lit cigarette to light your own unlit cigarette,when the two cigarettes touched,it was referred to as "a turkeyfuck" We used this term in the 60's when we were 10-11-12...in Ontario, I have no idea where the term came from, however, a great number of our fathers were WW2 veterens, maybe it is a military term, ps I gave up smoking some time ago!
I don't have any matches, give me a turkeyfuck.
by whitestone April 30, 2006
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turkey baster

lesbian who wants to give birth to her own child. so called because of the infamous episode of Brookside when artificial insemination was attempted using a turkey baster
kevin thought he had scored when he pulled ms spicer at stringfellows only to discover she was a turkey baster
by theWestHamfan December 17, 2003
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turkey drop

in addition to the college freshman trend, turkey dropping also occurs in the adult life where if you're not in a great situation at thanksgiving then you better get out then. If not, then you run into the problem of being a cad for dumping someone around christmas, new years, and valentines day. And heaven forbid they have a birthday november-february too.
I just had to do the turkey drop or else I was gonna be unhappy for the next 4 months for sure.
by Zbreedbz November 30, 2009
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