Turkey Bender

A man with the special ability to be able to bend, summon, and evolve any turkey. This special power descended from the 4 elements of our natural world: earth, air, water, and fire. Somewhere down the road of our world's history, each element split into 4 sub-elements, thus creating 16 elements, one being the Turkey. The Turkey Bender has the innate ability to summon and create turkeys out of thin air. If the Turkey Bender were to come across any wild or foreign Turkeys, he can possess them to join his cause, instantly evolving the turkey with special powers, including very high intelligence, strength, and agility. The Turkey Bender also has the ability to take full control over any one Turkey. It's much more complex to explain the magic behind it, you'd have to be a bender to fully understand, or at the very least a monk.

Aang: "I bet you can't keep up with me on my hang-glider you piece of shit!"
Turk: "I'll just summon my giant flying turkey, because I'm a Turkey Bender, and dip-dip tf outta this bitch, like skrrt."

by TheChosenKappa August 16, 2018

rainbow turkey

Rainbow turkey is an alternate name for peafowl, peacocks, and peahens.

"Lets go out and bag ourselves a rainbow turkey."
"I love that szechuan rainbow turkey."
"The bleeding heart vegans next door don't want us to eat the rainbow turkeys."

by Rainbow Turkey August 3, 2018

Gettin’ turkeyed

1. Falling victim to a prank.
2. Drinking alcohol until belligerent.

‘Saturday night baby we gettin’ turkeyed!’

by Jgvbhcxfghnk March 19, 2019

Spotlight Turkey

A Spotlight Turkey is a person who “gobbles” up all the attention (like a turkey would). They often appear in theatre rooms and consider themselves and cultured.

Man, that girl in theatre class is a total Spotlight Turkey!

by Ace123 October 25, 2019

Tiddy Turkey

Tiddy Turkey refers specifically to a turkey found in the game PixARK. It is a turkey which has abnormally large breasts and was deemed the "Tiddy Turkey." It is found that large breasted turkeys are located in Novice Grasslands, and gender does not appear to matter to these animals. Male or female turkeys will both have large tiddies. Bless up.

Me: "Yo dawg, we finally found the novice grasslands!"
My friend: "We did! Is that a Tiddy Turkey in the distance?"
Me: "Holy shit, it's majestic!"

by Joobis Baloobis May 31, 2020

Clown Turkerson

Somebody who demonstrates the upmost incompetence at the highest level

Fuck me! look at this Clown Turkerson. He’s just gone a reversed over he’s own dam Cat. What a fucking Clown Turkerson

by Clown Turkerson July 24, 2020

The roast turkey

The action of putting your own dick into you bum hole which will be followed by a big fart that will result in a launch of your hog into the face of a loved one knelt before you. This is similar to a turkey slap but browner and more enjoyable, and in some cases with gravy.

Man 1:hey bro what's on tonight?
Man 2: just going for a roast turkey
Man 1: can I join?
*the Roast turkey is mainly for females*

by urbanLAD3 July 25, 2016