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Turdy Squirty

A sexual act involving excrement

You start by pooing in a condom. Then you tie a knot in the open end of it and cut a tiny hole in the other end. Point the hole towards your partner and squeeze the condom. The tiny hole will squirt your turd (hence the name) all over your partner. You can additionally help each other lick it clean
Boyfriend: Do you wanna do the Turdy Squirty?
Girlfriend: Ok, but only if you help me clean it
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Turdy Water

The act of blending strawberries and root beer together.
Me and Zoe shared a turdy water last night.
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Tunky

a person whom has no ass but a huge stomach, like bobby from king of the hill....or your local karen.
Look out i think moto moto likes you.... i like me big i like me chunky chunky. I like em big i like me TUNKY TUNKY
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Tunky

Oi come over here you tunky boi
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Tunky

Oi come over here you tunky boi
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Tunda

A nitty roadman and geeza combined to make
I heard John is a tunda we might wanna be careful
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