Trumped

When a person gets locked out. Especially if locked out of a social media or software application.

"Hey dude, Facebook won't let me log into my account."
Wow. You just got trumped man!"

by mcmuffins05 January 12, 2021

Trumped for Guyden

When a chick dumps you for a guy who reminds her less of Trump and more of Biden

I don't know whether the Democrats stole the election, but either way the 45th President of the U.S. was Trumped for Guyden.

by Doos Jarus February 17, 2021

Tampedo

When a tampon is unexpectedly thrust from within the vagina by a sneez or a cough.

Oh no, I sneezed and a tampedo flew out; watch your head!

by Jac52392 February 21, 2021

Tampedo

When a feminine hygiene product is shot out of a menstrating ham wallet with such force that it splatters upon impact leaving a mark made of uterine lining resembling a psychiatrist’s ink blotter test.

I don’t know why Karen wore a skirt in gym while she was on her period but, when she got pegged in her belly by the dodge ball Tommy threw, she shot a TAMPEDO onto the floor so hard that it left a plates sized crater on the basketball court and we all kept discussing what it looked like as if we were taking the Rorschach ink blot test.

by anonymous March 8, 2021

Trumped

Someone who has been banned temporarily or indefinitely from a social media site; Such as Facebook, Twitter, Instagram or YouTube

I got trumped by Twitter for the next 12 days.

by Nomadic Wise-Ass January 13, 2021

TRUMPED

A person with the means to pay for goods and services they ordered but who backs out of paying when the bill arrives.

We ordered the ribeye steaks, had a great time,, and then just trumped.

I told my hairdresser I wanted a blowout. When it was done, I said I hated it and I totally trumped her.

Donald Trump is the king of trumping.

I hate going out to eat with Derrick, he trumps everytime the bill comes.

by Fuckreallyallthenamesaretaken July 30, 2021

Trumped

Closing your eyes for a big hug, but instead getting smacked in the chops.

"Ouch!! My BALLS!! But, but... she seemed like such a peace-loving hippie!"
"Yeah... you got Trumped, fella."

by voshkod September 14, 2021