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tuff muffins

Imaginary muffins eaten by a person to make them feel strong, so they can talk shit from a distance which is safe from retaliation. Such as over the phone, or once you are in handcuffs in the back of a police car, and they are not.

Also known as "gangsta cookies".
You- "Man, you're lucky I dont beat your ass right now, punk!"

Me- "Who are you talkin to?"

You- "That guy who was kickin to Sally at the party. He just called my phone!"

Me- "He's a cagefighter. You know that right?"

You- "Yeah. So what?! He's lucky he aint here right now."

Me- "What did you eat for breakfast? Tuff muffins?"
by sam skrambel February 6, 2010
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tuff hair

A person who has hair that looks like a porous rock formed by consolidation of volcanic ash.
by IAmDaddyDavid June 23, 2017
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Tiffiany

Getting into it with anyone anywhere, a tiff at any time with anyone.

other possible meanings:

a file, tiff format for any picture

A Cadillac of style for anyone anywhere
Man I just got into a tiff with some dope on the freeway...

I had a tiff with some sassy chick and her hoopty in the grocery parking, she tried to steal my blinging cars crib...

You have just received a TIFF file...

That girls outfit is so tiffiany...

Her makeup is off the hook girl she is so tiffiany!
by Alagatha Sterium February 5, 2010
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Tiffinie

a girl who is super cool, funny, and just an overall awesome person. a friend who gets your sense of humor and who will put up with other friends bullshit. A girl who actually cares about her friends.
Angus: Yo my wife Agnes is being a total tiffinie lately its awesome.
Hank: Maybe you'll get a blow job
Angus: Doubt it she's not THAT cool
by Angus37 June 15, 2011
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Thats Tuff

A saying you reply with when you really don’t care about the conversation you’re participating in. Can also be used when something or someone is going through some hard times (just say you mean it)
Female: Omg you’re so cute!
Male:Uh thanks I guess
Female:I got a boyfriend tho, but you can wait until we’re over?
Male:Damn thats tuff
by AshTray1 June 7, 2019
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Trufficating

Grandma: Did you hear about those skiers that died from trufficating?

Grand-daughter: Grandma, What is trufficating?

Grandma: Well trufficating means that someone dies from passing gas.

Grand-daughter: Oh...
by The dead skier February 24, 2011
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Tiffin

to hit someone in the balls especially when they don't expect it
I just gave him a tiffin so hard he puked
by z&b123 January 28, 2010
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