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Trutle

Trutle, a name which describes the most prestigious and respected family/group/person. Someone who is great in many fields, including romantic interests with the ladies. (he-yuck). Trutle is great for naming children and is totally not a misspelling of the word Turtle. Nope totally an original name. Good job.
Hey look, it's Trutle....no wonder there are no more single girls at our school anymore.
by Cinnabon9797 July 22, 2021
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Trole

Me rn: "Damn I need some trole rn
by lutherwaffles January 12, 2023
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stranded turtle

an action of an overweight person laying on their back who is forced to rock themselves into an upright position.
fat jesus called for help and when no one answered he did the stranded turtle
by bizarrojesus January 21, 2010
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wild turtle

the act of entering the turtle exhibit of your local zoo, and waving your penis around for the turtles to nip at.
I really love going into the turtle exhibit and wild turtle by letting them try to nibble my weenie!
by WildTurtle69 February 15, 2014
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Treason Turtle

Moniker or nickname for Republican US Senator Mitch McConnell of Kentucky. This is due to his failure to bring election security bills to a vote; his wife’s scandal involving $78 million in grants; his hijacking of Federal Court appointees; and previously-sanctioned Russian steel producer Rusal’s construction of a $200 million steel facility in Kentucky. The company is owned in part by Putin ally, Russian oligarch Oleg Deripaska.
Mitch McConnell is not acting in our best interests - that Treason Turtle is just lining his own pockets.
by Big Grinder June 28, 2019
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fat turtle ass

by willy scott November 19, 2020
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Kitten Turtle

Noun.

A person who is cute and adorable like a kitten and moves slow like a turtle.
Kitten Turtle behaviors :

1. Says will be ready in an hour but their hour really means 3 hours. 10 minutes is 30 min. 30 is an hour and a half... etc.

2. Makes cute sounds and says words in a cute way when they make a mistake.

3. Counsels themselves when they have mental breakdowns

4. Will ask cute questions/make cute comments, examples:

"Did I leave the stove on?" when she didn't even use the stove.

"The cat didn't get in the oven, right?"

*Person bumps into them* them: "I'm so sorry" (basically everything is their fault and will apologize)
by KitTurd June 19, 2023
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