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artisan of the Italian trouser snake

master of blow jobs , hand jobs , and all other activity's that can be done with the male reproductive organ.
You are an artisan of the Italian trouser snake.
by Laceless Shoe January 4, 2011
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Rouser-in-my-Trouser

someone who wins the annoying competition against DoNaLd TrUmP
annoying little seven years old girl: wheres mom? wheres pop? wheres my candy? wheres my lamp i put on the street yesterday to be stolen? where is my dead cat? where was my poop flushed..i want it back!! where did all the chickens disappear?!!
older bro: Quit it!dumb idiot you are a serious Rouser-in-my-trouser man!
by phasadi May 10, 2017
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neptune’s trousers

From spongebob. Mr. Krabs uses this phrase a few times throughout the episodes in the show. Basically means “what the heck”. Also can be used in place of “wow”.
*hears loud noise*

Neptune’s trousers!!! What was that?!

Neptune’s trousers!!! That cat got really high up in that tree!!!

What the Neptune’s trousers is going on here??
by Pipperoo October 15, 2017
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trowser snake

a word often used by homos to describe a mans shlong.
hey ellton why dont u go battle that queers trowser snake.
by margie mario January 17, 2008
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trouser pilot

Anyone who would like to play with your "joystick".
"Oh Monica! God bless your soul! You sure make for a wonderful trouser pilot! I bet you could suck-start a Harley"! or... "Bill was a natural trouser pilot- he could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch"!... mmm
by Scrabbleddie August 5, 2007
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vagina trouser

a cleverly shaped piece of cloth designed to hold the external labia from slapping each other and create the much dreaded "vaginal slapping noise", also referred to as a "snatchsmack" or a "chesterfield". Normally only happens to overweight women because the fat weighs the flaps of skin down. Sometimes vagina trousers are equipped with absorbant material to collect any unwanted drippage.
"That girl over there is emitting chesterfield as noise pollution! She needs a fucking vagina trouser!
by johnathan edwards December 19, 2007
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trouser scallop

Colloquial term for a vagina; the female counterpart of male anatomicals terms such as "trouser snake."
Those skinny jeans really emphasized her trouser scallop.
by ladyparts January 17, 2012
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