Someone who has nuthin better to do then go around town smoking and telling people to piss off. They have no future and they smell like crap. Their hats are so far back they look like they are stapled on to stay on their head. They love bad boys 2 and hate school of rock.SAD ASS'S!!!!!
Townie: "im well 'ard"
Me: "U always try and start fights for no reason"
Townie "U STARTIN'???"
ME: "rrrrrright"
Me: "U always try and start fights for no reason"
Townie "U STARTIN'???"
ME: "rrrrrright"
by Drummer Johnny 3000 February 16, 2004
"yo gimme that guitar yeh"
"nar my mans nuff good on guitar!"
"no you're actually both big fat cocks"
"nar my mans nuff good on guitar!"
"no you're actually both big fat cocks"
by john December 18, 2003
by Adam Barrott January 27, 2004
Hi im a townie......some one please put me out of my scum bag un-educated going nowhere in life misery and shoot me in the head with the biggest gun you can find.
Im really cool, i cant fight without 6-10 of my mates, to take on one guy so ill throw some food on him.... owwie such pain. oh no not paint you might stain my school clothes..... cunt you think we care, from the eternal sayings of the 4hed JUST DIE
by xxRossCorexx April 30, 2004
someone who socializes where other people who live in town socialize.. one who knows all the hot spots in town.
by Rozel August 20, 2005
A townie is merely a 'normal' person. Someone is not quite a (chav), (goth), (grunger) or (emo). This does not always mean they are decent, it could just be that they aspire to be a chav but have not quite made it yet. It is quite a vague title that shows little about the induvidual, except that they have not made a real effort to belong to an induvidual 'group.'
by Catherine D August 28, 2005
A stupid arse man beast licking cult, who thinks that they look good in a tracksuit....you stupid townies....you all look the same in your lacoste tracksuits...l.tracksuits are used for running round a track in....hence TRACKsuit....stupid fools.
They all go round beatin people who are younger than them up, an think their hard, cos they can beat up nine year olds.
They all try an get into pubs, but can't cos they look about twelve in their Lacoste tracksuites.
They try an take the piss out of every one who isn't wearin a tracksuit.....so they basically have a go at people who have style
They have idols like sean paul, who is a stupid rapper boy, who eats his own poo
They all go round in crappy cars that they try to make look good, by putting a stupidly big spoiler on the back.
They all listen to dance music, which is the worst music ever, it has no tune, an just repeats itself.
They always say "arr mate" which is well gay
THEY ALL SUCK ASS, STUPID TOWNIE'S BUMMERS.....GO EAT POO....GO EAT SEAN PAULS POO......BITCH LICKERS
They all go round beatin people who are younger than them up, an think their hard, cos they can beat up nine year olds.
They all try an get into pubs, but can't cos they look about twelve in their Lacoste tracksuites.
They try an take the piss out of every one who isn't wearin a tracksuit.....so they basically have a go at people who have style
They have idols like sean paul, who is a stupid rapper boy, who eats his own poo
They all go round in crappy cars that they try to make look good, by putting a stupidly big spoiler on the back.
They all listen to dance music, which is the worst music ever, it has no tune, an just repeats itself.
They always say "arr mate" which is well gay
THEY ALL SUCK ASS, STUPID TOWNIE'S BUMMERS.....GO EAT POO....GO EAT SEAN PAULS POO......BITCH LICKERS
"hey look, what a suprise there's a "crew" of townie's all dressed the same, hey look they're listening to dance music........."
townie: "arr mate,...there's a goth.....lets beat him an his mates up, mate"
Goth:"take that you bitch licking crew"...beats up all the weak townie's....destroy's their boy racer car, snaps their dance music CD's, then eats them all......"stupid townie's.....will you ever learn....DANCE MUSIC IS CRAP, LISTEN TO ROCK!!!! YOUR ARE NOT HARD!!!! YOU HAVE NO STYLE!!!! YOU ALL LOOK THE SAME!!!!! AND WHY DO YOU SAY 'MATE' SOO MUCH!!! STUPID BITCH LICKERS!!!!
townie: "arr mate,...there's a goth.....lets beat him an his mates up, mate"
Goth:"take that you bitch licking crew"...beats up all the weak townie's....destroy's their boy racer car, snaps their dance music CD's, then eats them all......"stupid townie's.....will you ever learn....DANCE MUSIC IS CRAP, LISTEN TO ROCK!!!! YOUR ARE NOT HARD!!!! YOU HAVE NO STYLE!!!! YOU ALL LOOK THE SAME!!!!! AND WHY DO YOU SAY 'MATE' SOO MUCH!!! STUPID BITCH LICKERS!!!!
by I HATE YOU STUPID TOWNIES.....BUMMER BOYS!!! January 21, 2004