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Tongue clapping 

The act of slapping one's lips and tongue in order to make a random, annoying ass noise to fill in awkward gaps, when really, one is only making them more intolerable. It is fairly similar to chewing with your mouth open, without there being any food in that annoying ass suck-hole of yours, which should just stay closed all the time. Often it is done randomly, and cow-like to maximize its effectiveness.
Douche: *random tongue clapping noises*

You: Goddam Kerwin over here won't stopping his lip clapping and I have a severe case of wanting to punch him in the suckhole.
Tongue clapping by WWWoooooooWWW December 7, 2010

Tongue Sweats 

Increased levels of salivation shortly following the consumption of one or many shots. Sometimes this leads up to vomiting in the corner of a bar or in a friends hat.
Damn, that shot of jim beam is giving me the tongue sweats!
Tongue Sweats by Dick Dorgan May 26, 2011

Tongue Plow 

When a female gets her vagina ate out (hardcore). Also when a woman has an orgasim whilst she has someone's tongue in her vaginal crease.
Cinnamon got tongue plowed last nigh, what a slut!

tongue blasting 

When you rapidly tongue someone's orifice for pleasure
Daniel was in the process of totally tongue blasting her fudge tunnel.
tongue blasting by Fuckedupman July 16, 2016

Tongue and groover 

A woman who is a lesbian. Women who eat other women's pussys.
Wow! That lady acts like she's a tongue and groover the way she's licking her lips while she is looking at your girlfriend!
Tongue and groover by Rushingin October 12, 2018

tongue brushing 

When two members of the opposite sex (or the same sex) move each other's tongues together without actually kissing.

French Kissing minus the lips and extra tongue.
My boyfriend and I started making out, but all of a sudden he just started wrestling my tongue down with his and then started tongue brushing more softly.
tongue brushing by baddreams June 23, 2009